OkCupid User: POLITICALEUNUCH
39 / M / Straight / Single
Lagos, Nigeria

My self-summary
/I AM the Hon. Barrister Alyusi Olajengbesi Junior. \My father of directing of Nigerian National Petroleum Company left me that $40 million in his, however I initially search a soulmate.

What I’m doing with my life
/Currently functioning with the ministry for the Trade and Industry under the chief Henry Islassis, beside Malam Bacai Hassan. \I also gather kites.

I’m really good at
game of /I the saxophone.

The first things people usually notice about me
/I AM a personal friend of Col. Yusef Saraki.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
/Osuofia in London, Aki na Ukwa, Igodo, 9 to 5, Domitila

/Checkmate, Jaguar Ke, Rooster Crows At Dawn, Koko Close, Nash Bridges, Hotel de Jordan, Sura the Tailor

/ Tshetsha Boys - Nwampfundla
/ Mancingelani - Vana Vasesi
/ Zinja Hlungwani - Ntombi Ya Mugaza
/ Zinja Hlungwani - N’wagezani My Love
/ Tiyiselani Vomaseve – Vanghoma
/ Tiyiselani Vomaseve - Naxaniseka
/ Tshetsha Boys - Uya Kwihi Ka Rose
/ Nkata Mawewe - Khulumani
/ Zinja Hlungwani – Thula

The six things I could never do without
/G-d
/Ministry of Trade and Industry
/Sport

I spend a lot of time thinking about
/The autoguident to me could provide, given the funds obtained of the will of my father. /I would have many approvals and a grill of brick oven and a great television.

On a typical Friday night I am
/I dine with my mother or my colleagues with the ministry for the Trade and Industry. sleep of /I.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
/I AM an eunuch. I was castrated by my respectful family as an young man in the efforts for the political office.

I’m looking for

• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18–30
• Located anywhere
• Who are single
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals

You should message me if
/You believe in G-d and romanticizes. /I amndt looking for romanticizes one the Internet, in the hopes to find has wife, has mother to future Olajengbesi generations, and has real woman to satisfy me with the foot romanticizes. /You are the woman for me please send your information and we will proceed with has meeting and see our compatibility.

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OkCupid User: in-D-pop
28 / M / Straight / Single
Brooklyn, NY

My self-summary
my name is nico.
an old soul, a visitor from a time long gone.
feeling lost and unfufilled.
i am digging through the carnations and roses to find cupid, ok or otherwise. a cherub to find me my one.
who will not say no.
who will stay and be my sitting figure
while I paint the dark of love
upon her.

What I’m doing with my life
i breathe music. i am the guitarist and co-songwriter of an indiepop trio. the band is called “▲ n ▲ g r ▲ m s,” and consists of me, my ex-girlfriend piper, and her twin sister minnie. i am still in love with them but i know it cannot be.

I’m really good at
poems

The first things people usually notice about me
my old soul, my iconoclastic style, my gentle eyes.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: unbearable lightness of being. lolita. brothers kazarmov. scott pilgrim.

movies: through a glass darkly. boys dont cry. speak. deliverance. human centipede.

music: cocteau twins. slowdive. ▲ n ▲ g r ▲ m s. heavenly. tender trap. fleet foxes. antony. lullabies.

food: red velvet cake.

The six things I could never do without
1. a pen
2. one empty journal (which is my soul)
3. a few packets of earl grey tea
4. one lone glove
5. a postcard too faded to read
6. a locket containing your likeness, turning away

I spend a lot of time thinking about
the kind of lovemaking that ruins lives.
me, goosenecked, clutching you as if my body were a magnet, holding you from the abyss by your hands and knees.
you, woken from slumber by the ecstatic sensations happening within, choking on your screams.
we don’t quite fit, like two puzzle pieces that aren’t meant for one another, forced together by a foolish child.
the dark of love drizzled upon your body.

On a typical Friday night I am
meeting people.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am legally required to state somewhere on this profile that i am a registered level 3 sex offender. i have fallen victim to the ills of forbidden love one too many times. i am not ashamed of this, as i believe that one person’s shameful secrets are another’s unfettered howls. the events that devolved into to this legal trouble were beautiful in their own way. if what i did was so wrong, then let the seraphs judge me.

I’m looking for

• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18–80
• Near me
• For long-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
you believe love can be a greater surprise than death.

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OkCupid User: imgaynowboys
54 / M / Gay / Single
Lyndhurst, New Jersey

My self-summary
Retired firefighter and recently gay goomba born and raised in Lyndhurst. Felt this way my whole life, but never accepted it, I even married a broad. im divorced now and im tired of being lonely. im on okcupid to meet guys and i also got a grindr account

SWGM
discrete
top
DM
W/E
DDF
GHF (glass half full)

What I’m doing with my life
It’s Christmas last year, and my nephew a good kid but we never really got along all that well the kid says to me, Uncle Paulie I came outta the closet. Fuckin broke my heart. So I say to the kid “I’m really proud of ya” because a lotta guys like me would have shunned the kid, but I knew the truth in my heart about what i was. I did a lot of soulsearch and realized this is just what i am and i gotta accept it so now

I love going to bars and I go to the city a lot lately

I’m really good at
I’m the king of karaoke. From Uncle Frank to Uncle Tony, I sing the hits. since ive been going out with my nephews friends I do a lotta new songs too

The first things people usually notice about me
jersey strong

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
angels and demons, davinci code,deception point, the last don, think and grow rich
Godfather, Scarface, davinci code, Rocky, Analyze This (I have a cameo in the wedding scene)
24, Sorpanos, Rupauls drag race
Beattles, stones, bruce, frank, tony, adele, gaga, dead mouse, azalia banks
PIZZA!!!!!!!! pasta, steak, chocolate, sauce

The six things I could never do without
God
family
food
pizza
partying
NEW YORK GIANTS
NEW YORK METS
poppers

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chris Christie
Keith Hernandez
YOLO

On a typical Friday night I am
Pairing up with my nephew and his friends and going out to the clubs.We have become very good friends since I came out and his friends are really fun.Theyre in their 20s and hip but i try not to cramp the kid’s style and his buddies dont seem to mind partying with an old fart like me!!

He’s a good kid I like to look out for him and keep him away from bad dudes. Ive only been gay for a year but Ive been a guy for 53!!!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lean republican on most issues and I do burlesque.

I’m looking for
Guys who like guys
Ages 21–30
Near me
For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners

You should message me if
Since I came out my friends kinda drifted away. now my friends are mostly my nephews friends. we would probably party with them quite a bit in the city. If you are young at heart or just plain young and wanna have dinner some time send Uncle Paulie a message.

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OkCupid User: MissinSumPartz
27 / F / Straight / Single
Cave-in-Rock, Illinois

My self-summary
i’m a saucy single lady with an edge looking for soulmate…or at least a guy that can keep up with me!

What I’m doing with my life
going to nursing school. i love helping people because i feel like ive hurt so many in the past. this is my way of giving back.

I’m really good at
sneaking pills from work/not getting in trouble for it!! (not that i haven’t learned many lessons the hard way in the past haha.)

The first things people usually notice about me
my feet. the skin is rough and the toes are long and wide apart but i wouldnt call them “bird feet” haha. they do hurt me when im unmedicated, but thats usually not a problem.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my favorite author of all time is james patterson

action movies because of the hot guys and chick flicks because it gives me a good excuse to cry :P

i dont like music, i’ve had bad experiences with it

i just recently tried indian food. now i can’t get enough of it!

The six things I could never do without
the bus
codeine
deviantart
orthopedic nurse shoes
demerol
GPS!!

I spend a lot of time thinking about
my f’d up sexual history and my job at the hospital leads to some pretty messed up day/nightdreams about patients.

On a typical Friday night I am
getting my drink/pills on and dreaming the night away.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a very jealous/juggalo ex-boyfriend. his name is jay and he’s my best friend. you need to understand that he’s going to be on your ass when you come around me. if youre a good guy you’ll win in the end…and the fight turns me on lol.

I’m looking for

• Guys who like girls
• Ages 18-42
• Near me
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
you have a wheelchair. (it’s my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)

OkCupid User: C_A_S_K
25 / M / Bisexual / Single
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

My self-summary
I’m CASK (short for casket). I am a bi-curious pagan/vegan trans-humanoid.

What I’m doing with my life
I do graphic design and reception for a cybergoth fashion company called FUTURSTATE.

I’m really good at
If being who you are is a sin perhaps its time 2 change gods.

The first things people usually notice about me
I used to have big green dreadlocks with computer wires weaved into them but I took them out for health reasons. Now I suppose my eyes.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HP Lovecraft, Artemis Fowl, The Necronomicon (digital edition)

The Animatrix, City of Lost Children, The Crow, Blade trilogy, Lawnmower Man, Hackers, Akira, Minority Report, Johnny Mnemonic, Blade Runner

Aeon Flux, Deus Ex, Serial Experiments Lain, Cowboy Bebop

Rammstein, Combichrist, NiN, Wumpscut, PeroxWHY?gen, Suicide Commando, Apoptygma Berserk, Type O Negative, Neuroticfish, Rottersand, mind.in.a.box, Icon of Coil, Assemblage 23, VNV Nation, Funker Vogt, LMFAO, Hardstep, (most) EBM, IDM, and some Hard trance

Morningstar Farms

The six things I could never do without
my New Rocks
goggles
PeTA
trenchie (my coat)
gas mask
my dog Fred

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ethical treatment of animals and what it would be like to make love to a machine.

On a typical Friday night I am
Hyper digital ideas. Hard electronic.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a prince albert.

I’m looking for

• Guys and girls who like bi guys
• Ages 18-20
• Near me
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
Your fetish is steel.

OkCupid User:  Mr_Peanut_
91 / M / Bisexual / Single
Preston on Wye, United Kingdom

My self-summary
Listen here, you pathetical nits. I am looking for a wanton woman to satisfy my most vile, fornicative urges. I am only looking for a woman of beauty. You toad-faced porkers need not apply.

What I’m doing with my life
I am the spokesperson for a salty snack food that I technically am. My greed blinds me from the unsettling nature of this career.

I’m really good at
Cane tricks, leaning, tipping my hat.

The first things people usually notice about me
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes

The six things I could never do without
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes
…Monocle string?

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cornering each of my loathsome enemies on a dark street, choking them, beating them with my cane and leaving them to die in the streets.

On a typical Friday night I am
Drowning in both drink and melancholy.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Humans disgust me. You are all nothing but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. Simply vile creatures, all of you.

I’m looking for

• Girls who like guys
• Ages 52-100
• Near me
• For casual sex

You should message me if
You do not have scurvy.

OKCupid User: JustinAndPhilo
25 / M / Straight / Single
Lafayette, New Jersey

My Self Summary

My name is Justin—AND I’M PHILO. Philo, please, I’m trying to introduce ourselves. I am a 24 year-old ventriloquist from New Jersey—YEAH, THE GARBAGE STATE! Philo, come on now! We grew up on a farm in a very rural area, but we tour all over! I’m looking to meet some fun women in the area—NO FAT CHICKS! Philo!

What I’m doing with my life

We tour all around the east coast traveling to schools, day care centers, church functions, corporate events, comedy nights and birthday parties—DON’T TRUST HIM AROUND KIDS! Philo, please, you’re making me look bad! Anyway…we just love entertaining people, but our work schedule doesn’t allow for much social time, so we’re looking to meet new people!

I’m really good at

We love to make people laugh. It gives us purpose. I’m also a black belt in karate! HA! THE ONLY FIGHTING THIS GUY DOES IS HAND TO GLAND COMBAT! Philo, will you stop!?

The first things people usually notice about me

Well, when I don’t have this little guy with me, it would have to be my eyes. YEA, THE SECURITY ALWAYS SEEMS TO NOTICE YOUR SHIFTY LITTLE EYES OUTSIDE OF DA DISNEY STORE—Philo! 

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

As far as movies, we love a good tearjerker. THAT’S WHEN JUSTIN PUTS ON MATILDA AND CRIES WHILE HE—Philo, stop! 

Our favorite shows are Mythhbusters, Scrubs, Ghost Hunters, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Cake Boss, and America’s Got Talent. 

Our favorite bands are The Beatles, Dave Matthews, U2, Coldplay, Kings of Leon, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen.

I’m a big breakfast guy. Start the day with some bacon and eggs and I’m a happy camper. YA KNOW WHO WASN’T A HAPPY CAMPER? THAT LITTLE GIRL AT—Philo, what in the world are you talking about? I’m really sorry about my friend here. I think he’s trying to sabotage my chances at meeting someone on this site!

The six things I could never do without
1). eBay
2). The New York Yankees
3). hunting rifle
4). crossword puzzles
5). Dunkin’ Donuts coffee
6). Angry Birds

HOW COME YA DIDN’T MENTION THAT WEIRD LEATHER BELT YA USE TO CHOKE YOURSELF WHEN YA—Philo! Hey, that’s not true. He’s just kidding. You better shut that big wooden mouth of yours, or I’ll shut it for you!

On a typical Friday night I am

I like to stay at home and enjoy a good movie, but Philo likes to go out and party all night. So, I’m willing to do either. WILLING? JESUS CHRIST, JUSTIN, YOU’D SOUND LESS DESPERATE IF YOU WERE BURIED ALIVE AND SCREAMING FOR HELP, YOU FUCKING LOSER. Philo. I’m putting you back in the box!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

Despite my little comedy act up there, I am really looking to meet someone new. I got out of a long-term relationship about three years ago, and I’ve been hesitant to jump out into the dating world, but I think there’s the perfect girl for us out there, and maybe it could be you.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 19-30
• Near me
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals

You should message me if
You would like to meet a smart, funny, and romantic guy with an unusual hobby, and a lot of love to share.

OKCupid User: i_am_Rupesh
23 / M / Straight / Single
Parsippany, New Jersey

My self-summary
I am a 23 year-old college graduate, looking to meet an open-minded activity partner.

What I’m doing with my life
I recently graduated from William Paterson University with a major in finance, and now I am currently working for TD Bank. However, I am unhappy with my career decision, and I am considering changing into the field of gynecology.

I’m really good at
I ran track & field in high school, and running is still a favorite pasttime. I can also play violin, however I haven’t owned one in quite some time.

The first things people usually notice about me
I am quiet, unassuming, thoughtful, introverted, creative, and I pay close attention to detail.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am fascinated with the woman’s anatomy. I have spent countless nights thinking about the inner workings of the vagina. While my obsession is sexual in nature, it is not entirely driven by sexual impulses. As a virgin, I have not been able to personally explore a vagina, but my research on topics such as gynecology, childbirth, the menstural cycle, urination and yes, sexual stimulation makes me quite the expert.

On a typical Friday night I am
Hunched over my desk with the lights dimmed low, searching through my collection of thousands of vaginal images, videos, samples and text. I have a collection of instruments I have gathered from gynecology offices or built myself throughout the years, including: speculums, forceps, vulsellums, scalpels, dilalators, ventouse cups, scissors, cranioclasts, retractors, magnifying glasses, curettes, colposcopes, hooks, trochars, veress needles, graspers, clamps, and laparoscopic instruments for tubal sterilization. I also have a stirrup chair in my apartment, that I currently use as a makeshift recliner.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have very few friends.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-60
• Near me
• For activity partners

You should message me if
You are interested in a smart, well-educated man with an obsessive interest in the female reproductive system.

OKCupid User: LegBraceJake
22 / M / Straight / Single
Hazlet, New Jersey

My self-summary
they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well

What I’m doing with my life
funemployed/livin large

I’m really good at
gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys

The first things people usually notice about me
broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns

shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass

muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist

food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)

The six things I could never do without
1 paintball gun for shooting at animals
2 porn unless i meet a nice girl
3 humer/laughing
4 grilled stuft burrito
5 break.com
6 my mom’s love
7 salvia
8 fuckfear drinkbeer

I spend a lot of time thinking about
black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos

On a typical Friday night I am
burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im a mama’s boy

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-19
• Near me
• For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting

 i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her

OKCupid User: Bout-De-Souffle
29 / M / Straight / Single
East Hampton, New York

My self-summary
I’m a witty iconoclast, wise, yet young at heart. I like to take advantage of any opportunity that comes my way, as life is too short to say ‘no’. Despite my initial reservations about online dating, I am now really enjoying getting to know people that I might have never encountered if I hadn’t joined this site.

What I’m doing with my life
I’ve just returned from a jaunt down the west coast, to take in the sights, do a little wine-tasting, and revitalize my spirit. I make my money freelancing for a graphic design firm, but my real passion is painting. My first public studio exhibition is coming up in September at a gallery in Chelsea, so I’ve been keeping busy, to say the least.

I’m really good at
I don’t like to brag, but I have been told I’m an excellent dancer. I studied musical theatre as a child, and while I eventually realized that it wasn’t right for me, I did pick up a few things.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m a sartorialist. I take chances and keep up with trends, but I like to stay classic. JFK is my personal style icon. My main indulgences are bespoke suits, and my extensive vintage watch collection. My principal calls me the youngest Brooks Brother.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of the books on my antique bookshelf include The Naked & The Dead, Ulysses, Catcher in the Rye, Howl, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, On The Road, War & Peace, Crime & Punishment, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Kafka On The Shore, Post Office, As I Lay Dying, The Perennial Philosophy, In Cold Blood, Audobon Field Guide to North American Birds- Eastern and Western Regions, Goosebumps and anything Burroughs.

I don’t watch much television, but I am a cinephile. Here’s an abridged list of my favorite films: The Bicycle Thief, The 400 Blows, The Godfather (1 & 2), Au Hasard Balthasar, Waking Life, Husbands & Wives, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Citizen Kane, Jules et Jim, La Dolce Vita, Spy Kids, Lawrence of Arabia, Au Revoir les Enfants, The Seventh Seal, Umberto D, The Third Man, Dr. Strangelove, 81/2, Blow-Up, and yes, Breathless.

Music…where to begin? Miles Davis, The Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Phillip Glass, Simon & Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Brian Eno, John Coltrane, Bob Dylan, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Billie Holiday, Dan Zanes, Otis Redding, The White Stripes, Ellis Marsalis, Astrud Gilberto, and Talking Heads.

As a one-time freelance writer, I briefly worked as an “Eats” correspondent for Esquire.com. In leiu of my favorite foods, here are my three favorite dishes and where one could find them: uni-and-crab rigate (Jonathan Benno’s Lincoln), bacalao with cod roe and microplaned black truffle (Brooklyn Fare), and tarte flambée (Grüner).

The six things I could never do without
1. Listán Blanco, my current favorite wine from the Canary Islands
2. “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” by Otis Redding
3. Ray-Ban Wayfarers (timeless)
4. Empty canvases (I’m a perfectionist, sometimes to a fault)
5. No. 2 Pencil (for those insulting standardized tests)
6. Peppermint Altoids, because you never know when you might need them…

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The architectural design of Jean Nouvel, modern art, NYC 1977, middle school

On a typical Friday night I am
Working in my studio, trying out a new restaurant, taking advantage of a vibrant music scene, or sitting back and watching a good movie (lately I’ve been watching the classic noirs, the films of Chabrol, and the occasional Pixar cartoon.)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am 14 years old.

You should message me if
That last part isn’t a dealbreaker. If you can get past that, I have a lot to offer.

OKCupid User: I_GOT_YR_SEX
25 / M / Straight / Single
New York, New York

My self-summary
IM YOUNG AND SEXY-DEAL WIT IT

What I’m doing with my life
I WORK FOR MY MOMS

I’m really good at
GIVIN THA DICK

The first things people usually notice about me
ONE OF MY FOOTS IS REAL BIG, THE OTHER LOOKS SMALL BUT ITS JUST NORMAL SIZE

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MAGAZINES
FAST5
ENTORAGE
PEACHES N CREAM

The six things I could never do without
FRANZIA
CANDLES
BED/PILLOS
I CANT DO IT WITOUT YOU BABYGIRL ;|

I spend a lot of time thinking about
GETTIN MY SEX ON WIT RIANNA (NOT THE SINGER, A GIRL WHO WORK AT MACYS-SUP GIRL)

On a typical Friday night I am
I EITHER AT THE CLUB GETTIN MY GRIND ON OR I STAY HOME, SMOKE A LITTLE L & EAT ENGLISH MUFFINS CUZ SOMETIMES I NEEDS MY ‘ME TIME’-YA HERD?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I GOTS THE HERP

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-27
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
I WORK FOR MY MOMS

OKCupid User: TearStaindShirt
23 / M / Straight / Single
Landing, New Jersey

My self-summary
A wildcard, unpredictable but fun. I’m an open-minded guy looking to meet a soulmate, for an hour… or a lifetime. I’m also sweet, funny and vigorously stimulating.

What I’m doing with my life
I’m a musician/artist/poet…general creative type. I’m very open about what I create, and I just LOVE to share. I’m currently supplementing my creativity with a SHIT JOB working at a clothing/skate shop. I have to deal with little fucking shitholes all day ugh.

I’m also a father. I love my son, but I don’t let HIM define ME. If you want to be a part of my life you need to accept that he is a big part of it. Some people have had a problem with that…

I’m really good at
Let’s just say I’m very GIFTED hahahahaha

The first things people usually notice about me
My deformity. Don’t worry it’s not major, but it sounds weird on paper. It involves my mouth :/

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Confessions of Being A Wallflower, The Killing Joke, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Millionaire Matchmaker (fuck off Evan haha), The Lawrence Arms, post-Fugazi emo, black music, dubstep, stirfry

The six things I could never do without
1. Matt Skiba
2. My retainer :p
3. Skinny jeans
4. I’m a very sexual person
5. TorrentFreak.com
6. The ‘herb’

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Poetry, art, sexuality, war, my son Garrett, the future (maybe you can be a part of it?)

On a typical Friday night I am
Listening/creating good music, working at Zumiez (fuuuuck), sniffing glue, or going out on dates with new people.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’ve been hurt before, but I’m not going to let it happen again. I’m also into steel as a fetish.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-50
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
You’re beautiful, smart, creative or just DTF.