Mr_Peanut_91 / M / Bisexual / SinglePreston on Wye, United Kingdom 
My self-summaryListen here, you pathetical nits. I am looking for a wanton woman to satisfy my most vile, fornicative urges. I am only looking for a woman of beauty. You toad-faced porkers need not apply.What I’m doing with my lifeI am the spokesperson for a salty snack food that I technically am. My greed blinds me from the unsettling nature of this career.I’m really good atCane tricks, leaning, tipping my hat.The first things people usually notice about meTophatMonocleGlovesCaneShoesThe six things I could never do withoutTophatMonocleGlovesCaneShoes…Monocle string?I spend a lot of time thinking aboutCornering each of my loathsome enemies on a dark street, choking them, beating them with my cane and leaving them to die in the streets.On a typical Friday night I amDrowning in both drink and melancholy.The most private thing I’m willing to admitHumans disgust me. You are all nothing but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. Simply vile creatures, all of you.I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 52-100
Near me
For casual sex
You should message me ifYou do not have scurvy.

Mr_Peanut_
91 / M / Bisexual / Single
Preston on Wye, United Kingdom

My self-summary
Listen here, you pathetical nits. I am looking for a wanton woman to satisfy my most vile, fornicative urges. I am only looking for a woman of beauty. You toad-faced porkers need not apply.

What I’m doing with my life
I am the spokesperson for a salty snack food that I technically am. My greed blinds me from the unsettling nature of this career.

I’m really good at
Cane tricks, leaning, tipping my hat.

The first things people usually notice about me
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes

The six things I could never do without
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes
…Monocle string?

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cornering each of my loathsome enemies on a dark street, choking them, beating them with my cane and leaving them to die in the streets.

On a typical Friday night I am
Drowning in both drink and melancholy.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Humans disgust me. You are all nothing but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. Simply vile creatures, all of you.

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 52-100
  • Near me
  • For casual sex


You should message me if
You do not have scurvy.

--Tagged under: okcupid--

MissinSumPartz27 / F / Straight / SingleCave-in-Rock, Illinois 
My self-summaryi’m a saucy single lady with an edge looking for soulmate…or at least a guy that can keep up with me!What I’m doing with my lifegoing to nursing school. i love helping people because i feel like ive hurt so many in the past. this is my way of giving back.I’m really good atsneaking pills from work/not getting in trouble for it!! (not that i haven’t learned many lessons the hard way in the past haha.)The first things people usually notice about memy feet. the skin is rough and the toes are long and wide apart but i wouldnt call them “bird feet” haha. they do hurt me when im unmedicated, but thats usually not a problem.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodmy favorite author of all time is james pattersonaction movies because of the hot guys and chick flicks because it gives me a good excuse to cry :Pi dont like music, i’ve had bad experiences with iti just recently tried indian food. now i can’t get enough of it!
The six things I could never do withoutthe buscodeinedeviantartorthopedic nurse shoesdemerolGPS!!I spend a lot of time thinking aboutmy f’d up sexual history and my job at the hospital leads to some pretty messed up day/nightdreams about patients.On a typical Friday night I amgetting my drink/pills on and dreaming the night away.The most private thing I’m willing to admiti have a very jealous/juggalo ex-boyfriend. his name is jay and he’s my best friend. you need to understand that he’s going to be on your ass when you come around me. if youre a good guy you’ll win in the end…and the fight turns me on lol.I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 18-42
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me ifyou have a wheelchair. (it’s my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)

MissinSumPartz
27 / F / Straight / Single
Cave-in-Rock, Illinois

My self-summary
i’m a saucy single lady with an edge looking for soulmate…or at least a guy that can keep up with me!

What I’m doing with my life
going to nursing school. i love helping people because i feel like ive hurt so many in the past. this is my way of giving back.

I’m really good at
sneaking pills from work/not getting in trouble for it!! (not that i haven’t learned many lessons the hard way in the past haha.)

The first things people usually notice about me
my feet. the skin is rough and the toes are long and wide apart but i wouldnt call them “bird feet” haha. they do hurt me when im unmedicated, but thats usually not a problem.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my favorite author of all time is james patterson

action movies because of the hot guys and chick flicks because it gives me a good excuse to cry :P

i dont like music, i’ve had bad experiences with it

i just recently tried indian food. now i can’t get enough of it!


The six things I could never do without
the bus
codeine
deviantart
orthopedic nurse shoes
demerol
GPS!!

I spend a lot of time thinking about
my f’d up sexual history and my job at the hospital leads to some pretty messed up day/nightdreams about patients.

On a typical Friday night I am
getting my drink/pills on and dreaming the night away.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a very jealous/juggalo ex-boyfriend. his name is jay and he’s my best friend. you need to understand that he’s going to be on your ass when you come around me. if youre a good guy you’ll win in the end…and the fight turns me on lol.

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18-42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex


You should message me if
you have a wheelchair. (it’s my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)

--Tagged under: okcupid--

C_A_S_K25 / M / Bisexual / SingleHalifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
My self-summaryI’m CASK (short for casket). I am a bi-curious pagan/vegan trans-humanoid.What I’m doing with my lifeI do graphic design and reception for a cybergoth fashion company called FUTURSTATE.
I’m really good atIf being who you are is a sin perhaps its time 2 change gods.The first things people usually notice about meI used to have big green dreadlocks with computer wires weaved into them but I took them out for health reasons. Now I suppose my eyes.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodHP Lovecraft, Artemis Fowl, The Necronomicon (digital edition)The  Animatrix, City of Lost Children, The Crow, Blade trilogy, Lawnmower  Man, Hackers, Akira, Minority Report, Johnny Mnemonic, Blade RunnerAeon Flux, Deus Ex, Serial Experiments Lain, Cowboy BebopRammstein,  Combichrist, NiN, Wumpscut, PeroxWHY?gen, Suicide Commando, Apoptygma  Berserk, Type O Negative, Neuroticfish, Rottersand, mind.in.a.box, Icon  of Coil, Assemblage 23, VNV Nation, Funker Vogt, LMFAO, Hardstep, (most)  EBM, IDM, and some Hard tranceMorningstar FarmsThe six things I could never do withoutmy New RocksgogglesPeTAtrenchie (my coat)gas maskmy dog FredI spend a lot of time thinking aboutThe ethical treatment of animals and what it would be like to make love to a machine.On a typical Friday night I amHyper digital ideas. Hard electronic.The most private thing I’m willing to admitI have a prince albert.I’m looking for
Guys and girls who like bi guys
Ages 18-20
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me ifYour fetish is steel.

C_A_S_K
25 / M / Bisexual / Single
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

My self-summary
I’m CASK (short for casket). I am a bi-curious pagan/vegan trans-humanoid.

What I’m doing with my life
I do graphic design and reception for a cybergoth fashion company called FUTURSTATE.

I’m really good at
If being who you are is a sin perhaps its time 2 change gods.

The first things people usually notice about me
I used to have big green dreadlocks with computer wires weaved into them but I took them out for health reasons. Now I suppose my eyes.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HP Lovecraft, Artemis Fowl, The Necronomicon (digital edition)

The Animatrix, City of Lost Children, The Crow, Blade trilogy, Lawnmower Man, Hackers, Akira, Minority Report, Johnny Mnemonic, Blade Runner

Aeon Flux, Deus Ex, Serial Experiments Lain, Cowboy Bebop

Rammstein, Combichrist, NiN, Wumpscut, PeroxWHY?gen, Suicide Commando, Apoptygma Berserk, Type O Negative, Neuroticfish, Rottersand, mind.in.a.box, Icon of Coil, Assemblage 23, VNV Nation, Funker Vogt, LMFAO, Hardstep, (most) EBM, IDM, and some Hard trance

Morningstar Farms

The six things I could never do without
my New Rocks
goggles
PeTA
trenchie (my coat)
gas mask
my dog Fred

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ethical treatment of animals and what it would be like to make love to a machine.

On a typical Friday night I am
Hyper digital ideas. Hard electronic.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a prince albert.

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18-20
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex


You should message me if
Your fetish is steel.

--Tagged under: okcupid--

OKCupid User: JustinAndPhilo25 / M / Straight / SingleLafayette, New Jersey
My Self Summary
My name is Justin—AND I’M PHILO. Philo, please, I’m trying to introduce ourselves. I am a 24 year-old ventriloquist from New Jersey—YEAH, THE GARBAGE STATE! Philo, come on now! We grew up on a farm in a very rural area, but we tour all over! I’m looking to meet some fun women in the area—NO FAT CHICKS! Philo!
What I’m doing with my life
We tour all around the east coast traveling to schools, day care centers, church functions, corporate events, comedy nights and birthday parties—DON’T TRUST HIM AROUND KIDS! Philo, please, you’re making me look bad! Anyway…we just love entertaining people, but our work schedule doesn’t allow for much social time, so we’re looking to meet new people!
I’m really good at
We love to make people laugh. It gives us purpose. I’m also a black belt in karate! HA! THE ONLY FIGHTING THIS GUY DOES IS HAND TO GLAND COMBAT! Philo, will you stop!?

The first things people usually notice about me
Well, when I don’t have this little guy with me, it would have to be my eyes. YEA, THE SECURITY ALWAYS SEEMS TO NOTICE YOUR SHIFTY LITTLE EYES OUTSIDE OF DA DISNEY STORE—Philo! 
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as movies, we love a good tearjerker. THAT’S WHEN JUSTIN PUTS ON MATILDA AND CRIES WHILE HE—Philo, stop! Our favorite shows are Mythhbusters, Scrubs, Ghost Hunters, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Cake Boss, and America’s Got Talent. Our favorite bands are The Beatles, Dave Matthews, U2, Coldplay, Kings of Leon, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen. I’m a big breakfast guy. Start the day with some bacon and eggs and I’m a happy camper. YA KNOW WHO WASN’T A HAPPY CAMPER? THAT LITTLE GIRL AT—Philo, what in the world are you talking about? I’m really sorry about my friend here. I think he’s trying to sabotage my chances at meeting someone on this site!
The six things I could never do without 1). eBay2). The New York Yankees3). hunting rifle4). crossword puzzles5). Dunkin’ Donuts coffee6). Angry Birds
HOW COME YA DIDN’T MENTION THAT WEIRD LEATHER BELT YA USE TO CHOKE YOURSELF WHEN YA—Philo! Hey, that’s not true. He’s just kidding. You better shut that big wooden mouth of yours, or I’ll shut it for you!
On a typical Friday night I am 
I like to stay at home and enjoy a good movie, but Philo likes to go out and party all night. So, I’m willing to do either. WILLING? JESUS CHRIST, JUSTIN, YOU’D SOUND LESS DESPERATE IF YOU WERE BURIED ALIVE AND SCREAMING FOR HELP, YOU FUCKING LOSER. Philo. I’m putting you back in the box!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite my little comedy act up there, I am really looking to meet someone new. I got out of a long-term relationship about three years ago, and I’ve been hesitant to jump out into the dating world, but I think there’s the perfect girl for us out there, and maybe it could be you.
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 19-30• Near me• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if You would like to meet a smart, funny, and romantic guy with an unusual hobby, and a lot of love to share.

OKCupid User: JustinAndPhilo
25 / M / Straight / Single
Lafayette, New Jersey

My Self Summary

My name is Justin—AND I’M PHILO. Philo, please, I’m trying to introduce ourselves. I am a 24 year-old ventriloquist from New Jersey—YEAH, THE GARBAGE STATE! Philo, come on now! We grew up on a farm in a very rural area, but we tour all over! I’m looking to meet some fun women in the area—NO FAT CHICKS! Philo!

What I’m doing with my life

We tour all around the east coast traveling to schools, day care centers, church functions, corporate events, comedy nights and birthday parties—DON’T TRUST HIM AROUND KIDS! Philo, please, you’re making me look bad! Anyway…we just love entertaining people, but our work schedule doesn’t allow for much social time, so we’re looking to meet new people!

I’m really good at

We love to make people laugh. It gives us purpose. I’m also a black belt in karate! HA! THE ONLY FIGHTING THIS GUY DOES IS HAND TO GLAND COMBAT! Philo, will you stop!?

The first things people usually notice about me

Well, when I don’t have this little guy with me, it would have to be my eyes. YEA, THE SECURITY ALWAYS SEEMS TO NOTICE YOUR SHIFTY LITTLE EYES OUTSIDE OF DA DISNEY STORE—Philo! 

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

As far as movies, we love a good tearjerker. THAT’S WHEN JUSTIN PUTS ON MATILDA AND CRIES WHILE HE—Philo, stop! 

Our favorite shows are Mythhbusters, Scrubs, Ghost Hunters, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Cake Boss, and America’s Got Talent. 

Our favorite bands are The Beatles, Dave Matthews, U2, Coldplay, Kings of Leon, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen.

I’m a big breakfast guy. Start the day with some bacon and eggs and I’m a happy camper. YA KNOW WHO WASN’T A HAPPY CAMPER? THAT LITTLE GIRL AT—Philo, what in the world are you talking about? I’m really sorry about my friend here. I think he’s trying to sabotage my chances at meeting someone on this site!

The six things I could never do without
1). eBay
2). The New York Yankees
3). hunting rifle
4). crossword puzzles
5). Dunkin’ Donuts coffee
6). Angry Birds

HOW COME YA DIDN’T MENTION THAT WEIRD LEATHER BELT YA USE TO CHOKE YOURSELF WHEN YA—Philo! Hey, that’s not true. He’s just kidding. You better shut that big wooden mouth of yours, or I’ll shut it for you!

On a typical Friday night I am

I like to stay at home and enjoy a good movie, but Philo likes to go out and party all night. So, I’m willing to do either. WILLING? JESUS CHRIST, JUSTIN, YOU’D SOUND LESS DESPERATE IF YOU WERE BURIED ALIVE AND SCREAMING FOR HELP, YOU FUCKING LOSER. Philo. I’m putting you back in the box!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

Despite my little comedy act up there, I am really looking to meet someone new. I got out of a long-term relationship about three years ago, and I’ve been hesitant to jump out into the dating world, but I think there’s the perfect girl for us out there, and maybe it could be you.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 19-30
• Near me
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals

You should message me if
You would like to meet a smart, funny, and romantic guy with an unusual hobby, and a lot of love to share.

--Tagged under: okcupid--

OKCupid User: i_am_Rupesh 23 / M / Straight / Single Parsippany, New Jersey
My self-summary I am a 23 year-old college graduate, looking to meet an open-minded activity partner.
What I’m doing with my life I recently graduated from William Paterson University with a major in finance, and now I am currently working for TD Bank. However, I am unhappy with my career decision, and I am considering changing into the field of gynecology.
I’m really good at I ran track & field in high school, and running is still a favorite pasttime. I can also play violin, however I haven’t owned one in quite some time.
The first things people usually notice about me I am quiet, unassuming, thoughtful, introverted, creative, and I pay close attention to detail.
I spend a lot of time thinking about I am fascinated with the woman’s anatomy. I have spent countless nights thinking about the inner workings of the vagina. While my obsession is sexual in nature, it is not entirely driven by sexual impulses. As a virgin, I have not been able to personally explore a vagina, but my research on topics such as gynecology, childbirth, the menstural cycle, urination and yes, sexual stimulation makes me quite the expert.
On a typical Friday night I am Hunched over my desk with the lights dimmed low, searching through my collection of thousands of vaginal images, videos, samples and text. I have a collection of instruments I have gathered from gynecology offices or built myself throughout the years, including: speculums, forceps, vulsellums, scalpels, dilalators, ventouse cups, scissors, cranioclasts, retractors, magnifying glasses, curettes, colposcopes, hooks, trochars, veress needles, graspers, clamps, and laparoscopic instruments for tubal sterilization. I also have a stirrup chair in my apartment, that I currently use as a makeshift recliner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit I have very few friends.
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 18-60• Near me• For activity partners
You should message me if You are interested in a smart, well-educated man with an obsessive interest in the female reproductive system.

OKCupid User: i_am_Rupesh
23 / M / Straight / Single
Parsippany, New Jersey

My self-summary
I am a 23 year-old college graduate, looking to meet an open-minded activity partner.

What I’m doing with my life
I recently graduated from William Paterson University with a major in finance, and now I am currently working for TD Bank. However, I am unhappy with my career decision, and I am considering changing into the field of gynecology.

I’m really good at
I ran track & field in high school, and running is still a favorite pasttime. I can also play violin, however I haven’t owned one in quite some time.

The first things people usually notice about me
I am quiet, unassuming, thoughtful, introverted, creative, and I pay close attention to detail.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am fascinated with the woman’s anatomy. I have spent countless nights thinking about the inner workings of the vagina. While my obsession is sexual in nature, it is not entirely driven by sexual impulses. As a virgin, I have not been able to personally explore a vagina, but my research on topics such as gynecology, childbirth, the menstural cycle, urination and yes, sexual stimulation makes me quite the expert.

On a typical Friday night I am
Hunched over my desk with the lights dimmed low, searching through my collection of thousands of vaginal images, videos, samples and text. I have a collection of instruments I have gathered from gynecology offices or built myself throughout the years, including: speculums, forceps, vulsellums, scalpels, dilalators, ventouse cups, scissors, cranioclasts, retractors, magnifying glasses, curettes, colposcopes, hooks, trochars, veress needles, graspers, clamps, and laparoscopic instruments for tubal sterilization. I also have a stirrup chair in my apartment, that I currently use as a makeshift recliner.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have very few friends.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-60
• Near me
• For activity partners

You should message me if
You are interested in a smart, well-educated man with an obsessive interest in the female reproductive system.

--Tagged under: okcupid--

OKCupid User: LegBraceJake22 / M / Straight / Single Hazlet, New Jersey
My self-summary they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well
What I’m doing with my life funemployed/livin large
I’m really good at gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys
The first things people usually notice about me broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns
shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass
muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist
food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)
The six things I could never do without 1 paintball gun for shooting at animals2 porn unless i meet a nice girl3 humer/laughing4 grilled stuft burrito5 break.com6 my mom’s love7 salvia8 fuckfear drinkbeer
I spend a lot of time thinking about black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos
On a typical Friday night I am burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming
The most private thing I’m willing to admit im a mama’s boy
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 18-19• Near me• For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting

 i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her

OKCupid User: LegBraceJake
22 / M / Straight / Single
Hazlet, New Jersey

My self-summary
they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well

What I’m doing with my life
funemployed/livin large

I’m really good at
gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys

The first things people usually notice about me
broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns

shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass

muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist

food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)

The six things I could never do without
1 paintball gun for shooting at animals
2 porn unless i meet a nice girl
3 humer/laughing
4 grilled stuft burrito
5 break.com
6 my mom’s love
7 salvia
8 fuckfear drinkbeer

I spend a lot of time thinking about
black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos

On a typical Friday night I am
burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im a mama’s boy

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-19
• Near me
• For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting

 i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her

--Tagged under: OKCupid--

OKCupid User: Bout-De-Souffle29 / M / Straight / Single East Hampton, New York
My self-summary I’m a witty iconoclast, wise, yet young at heart. I like to take advantage of any opportunity that comes my way, as life is too short to say ‘no’. Despite my initial reservations about online dating, I am now really enjoying getting to know people that I might have never encountered if I hadn’t joined this site.
What I’m doing with my life I’ve just returned from a jaunt down the west coast, to take in the sights, do a little wine-tasting, and revitalize my spirit. I make my money freelancing for a graphic design firm, but my real passion is painting. My first public studio exhibition is coming up in September at a gallery in Chelsea, so I’ve been keeping busy, to say the least.
I’m really good at I don’t like to brag, but I have been told I’m an excellent dancer. I studied musical theatre as a child, and while I eventually realized that it wasn’t right for me, I did pick up a few things.
The first things people usually notice about me I’m a sartorialist. I take chances and keep up with trends, but I like to stay classic. JFK is my personal style icon. My main indulgences are bespoke suits, and my extensive vintage watch collection. My principal calls me the youngest Brooks Brother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Some of the books on my antique bookshelf include The Naked & The Dead, Ulysses, Catcher in the Rye, Howl, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, On The Road, War & Peace, Crime & Punishment, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Kafka On The Shore, Post Office, As I Lay Dying, The Perennial Philosophy, In Cold Blood, Audobon Field Guide to North American Birds- Eastern and Western Regions, Goosebumps and anything Burroughs.
I don’t watch much television, but I am a cinephile. Here’s an abridged list of my favorite films: The Bicycle Thief, The 400 Blows, The Godfather (1 & 2), Au Hasard Balthasar, Waking Life, Husbands & Wives, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Citizen Kane, Jules et Jim, La Dolce Vita, Spy Kids, Lawrence of Arabia, Au Revoir les Enfants, The Seventh Seal, Umberto D, The Third Man, Dr. Strangelove, 81/2, Blow-Up, and yes, Breathless.
Music…where to begin? Miles Davis, The Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Phillip Glass, Simon & Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Brian Eno, John Coltrane, Bob Dylan, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Billie Holiday, Dan Zanes, Otis Redding, The White Stripes, Ellis Marsalis, Astrud Gilberto, and Talking Heads.
As a one-time freelance writer, I briefly worked as an “Eats” correspondent for Esquire.com. In leiu of my favorite foods, here are my three favorite dishes and where one could find them: uni-and-crab rigate (Jonathan Benno’s Lincoln), bacalao with cod roe and microplaned black truffle (Brooklyn Fare), and tarte flambée (Grüner).
The six things I could never do without 1. Listán Blanco, my current favorite wine from the Canary Islands2. “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” by Otis Redding3. Ray-Ban Wayfarers (timeless)4. Empty canvases (I’m a perfectionist, sometimes to a fault)5. No. 2 Pencil (for those insulting standardized tests)6. Peppermint Altoids, because you never know when you might need them…
I spend a lot of time thinking about The architectural design of Jean Nouvel, modern art, NYC 1977, middle school
On a typical Friday night I am Working in my studio, trying out a new restaurant, taking advantage of a vibrant music scene, or sitting back and watching a good movie (lately I’ve been watching the classic noirs, the films of Chabrol, and the occasional Pixar cartoon.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit I am 14 years old.
You should message me if That last part isn’t a dealbreaker. If you can get past that, I have a lot to offer.

OKCupid User: Bout-De-Souffle
29 / M / Straight / Single
East Hampton, New York

My self-summary
I’m a witty iconoclast, wise, yet young at heart. I like to take advantage of any opportunity that comes my way, as life is too short to say ‘no’. Despite my initial reservations about online dating, I am now really enjoying getting to know people that I might have never encountered if I hadn’t joined this site.

What I’m doing with my life
I’ve just returned from a jaunt down the west coast, to take in the sights, do a little wine-tasting, and revitalize my spirit. I make my money freelancing for a graphic design firm, but my real passion is painting. My first public studio exhibition is coming up in September at a gallery in Chelsea, so I’ve been keeping busy, to say the least.

I’m really good at
I don’t like to brag, but I have been told I’m an excellent dancer. I studied musical theatre as a child, and while I eventually realized that it wasn’t right for me, I did pick up a few things.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m a sartorialist. I take chances and keep up with trends, but I like to stay classic. JFK is my personal style icon. My main indulgences are bespoke suits, and my extensive vintage watch collection. My principal calls me the youngest Brooks Brother.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of the books on my antique bookshelf include The Naked & The Dead, Ulysses, Catcher in the Rye, Howl, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, On The Road, War & Peace, Crime & Punishment, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Kafka On The Shore, Post Office, As I Lay Dying, The Perennial Philosophy, In Cold Blood, Audobon Field Guide to North American Birds- Eastern and Western Regions, Goosebumps and anything Burroughs.

I don’t watch much television, but I am a cinephile. Here’s an abridged list of my favorite films: The Bicycle Thief, The 400 Blows, The Godfather (1 & 2), Au Hasard Balthasar, Waking Life, Husbands & Wives, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Citizen Kane, Jules et Jim, La Dolce Vita, Spy Kids, Lawrence of Arabia, Au Revoir les Enfants, The Seventh Seal, Umberto D, The Third Man, Dr. Strangelove, 81/2, Blow-Up, and yes, Breathless.

Music…where to begin? Miles Davis, The Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Phillip Glass, Simon & Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Brian Eno, John Coltrane, Bob Dylan, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Billie Holiday, Dan Zanes, Otis Redding, The White Stripes, Ellis Marsalis, Astrud Gilberto, and Talking Heads.

As a one-time freelance writer, I briefly worked as an “Eats” correspondent for Esquire.com. In leiu of my favorite foods, here are my three favorite dishes and where one could find them: uni-and-crab rigate (Jonathan Benno’s Lincoln), bacalao with cod roe and microplaned black truffle (Brooklyn Fare), and tarte flambée (Grüner).

The six things I could never do without
1. Listán Blanco, my current favorite wine from the Canary Islands
2. “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” by Otis Redding
3. Ray-Ban Wayfarers (timeless)
4. Empty canvases (I’m a perfectionist, sometimes to a fault)
5. No. 2 Pencil (for those insulting standardized tests)
6. Peppermint Altoids, because you never know when you might need them…

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The architectural design of Jean Nouvel, modern art, NYC 1977, middle school

On a typical Friday night I am
Working in my studio, trying out a new restaurant, taking advantage of a vibrant music scene, or sitting back and watching a good movie (lately I’ve been watching the classic noirs, the films of Chabrol, and the occasional Pixar cartoon.)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am 14 years old.

You should message me if
That last part isn’t a dealbreaker. If you can get past that, I have a lot to offer.

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OKCupid User: I_GOT_YR_SEX25 / M / Straight / Single New York, New York
My self-summary IM YOUNG AND SEXY-DEAL WIT IT
What I’m doing with my life I WORK FOR MY MOMS
I’m really good at GIVIN THA DICK
The first things people usually notice about me ONE OF MY FOOTS IS REAL BIG, THE OTHER LOOKS SMALL BUT ITS JUST NORMAL SIZE
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food MAGAZINESFAST5ENTORAGEPEACHES N CREAM
The six things I could never do without FRANZIACANDLESBED/PILLOSI CANT DO IT WITOUT YOU BABYGIRL ;|
I spend a lot of time thinking about GETTIN MY SEX ON WIT RIANNA (NOT THE SINGER, A GIRL WHO WORK AT MACYS-SUP GIRL)
On a typical Friday night I am I EITHER AT THE CLUB GETTIN MY GRIND ON OR I STAY HOME, SMOKE A LITTLE L & EAT ENGLISH MUFFINS CUZ SOMETIMES I NEEDS MY ‘ME TIME’-YA HERD?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit I GOTS THE HERP
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 18-27• Near meWho are single• For new friends
You should message me if I WORK FOR MY MOMS

OKCupid User: I_GOT_YR_SEX
25 / M / Straight / Single
New York, New York

My self-summary
IM YOUNG AND SEXY-DEAL WIT IT

What I’m doing with my life
I WORK FOR MY MOMS

I’m really good at
GIVIN THA DICK

The first things people usually notice about me
ONE OF MY FOOTS IS REAL BIG, THE OTHER LOOKS SMALL BUT ITS JUST NORMAL SIZE

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MAGAZINES
FAST5
ENTORAGE
PEACHES N CREAM

The six things I could never do without
FRANZIA
CANDLES
BED/PILLOS
I CANT DO IT WITOUT YOU BABYGIRL ;|

I spend a lot of time thinking about
GETTIN MY SEX ON WIT RIANNA (NOT THE SINGER, A GIRL WHO WORK AT MACYS-SUP GIRL)

On a typical Friday night I am
I EITHER AT THE CLUB GETTIN MY GRIND ON OR I STAY HOME, SMOKE A LITTLE L & EAT ENGLISH MUFFINS CUZ SOMETIMES I NEEDS MY ‘ME TIME’-YA HERD?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I GOTS THE HERP

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-27
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
I WORK FOR MY MOMS

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OKCupid User: TearStaindShirt23 / M / Straight / Single Landing, New Jersey
My self-summary A wildcard, unpredictable but fun. I’m an open-minded guy looking to meet a soulmate, for an hour… or a lifetime. I’m also sweet, funny and vigorously stimulating.
What I’m doing with my life I’m a musician/artist/poet…general creative type. I’m very open about what I create, and I just LOVE to share. I’m currently supplementing my creativity with a SHIT JOB working at a clothing/skate shop. I have to deal with little fucking shitholes all day ugh.
I’m also a father. I love my son, but I don’t let HIM define ME. If you want to be a part of my life you need to accept that he is a big part of it. Some people have had a problem with that…
I’m really good at Let’s just say I’m very GIFTED hahahahaha
The first things people usually notice about me My deformity. Don’t worry it’s not major, but it sounds weird on paper. It involves my mouth :/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Confessions of Being A Wallflower, The Killing Joke, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Millionaire Matchmaker (fuck off Evan haha), The Lawrence Arms, post-Fugazi emo, black music, dubstep, stirfry
The six things I could never do without 1. Matt Skiba2. My retainer :p3. Skinny jeans4. I’m a very sexual person5. TorrentFreak.com6. The ‘herb’
I spend a lot of time thinking about Poetry, art, sexuality, war, my son Garrett, the future (maybe you can be a part of it?)
On a typical Friday night I am Listening/creating good music, working at Zumiez (fuuuuck), sniffing glue, or going out on dates with new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit I’ve been hurt before, but I’m not going to let it happen again. I’m also into steel as a fetish.
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 18-50• Near meWho are single• For new friends
You should message me if You’re beautiful, smart, creative or just DTF.

OKCupid User: TearStaindShirt
23 / M / Straight / Single
Landing, New Jersey

My self-summary
A wildcard, unpredictable but fun. I’m an open-minded guy looking to meet a soulmate, for an hour… or a lifetime. I’m also sweet, funny and vigorously stimulating.

What I’m doing with my life
I’m a musician/artist/poet…general creative type. I’m very open about what I create, and I just LOVE to share. I’m currently supplementing my creativity with a SHIT JOB working at a clothing/skate shop. I have to deal with little fucking shitholes all day ugh.

I’m also a father. I love my son, but I don’t let HIM define ME. If you want to be a part of my life you need to accept that he is a big part of it. Some people have had a problem with that…

I’m really good at
Let’s just say I’m very GIFTED hahahahaha

The first things people usually notice about me
My deformity. Don’t worry it’s not major, but it sounds weird on paper. It involves my mouth :/

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Confessions of Being A Wallflower, The Killing Joke, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Millionaire Matchmaker (fuck off Evan haha), The Lawrence Arms, post-Fugazi emo, black music, dubstep, stirfry

The six things I could never do without
1. Matt Skiba
2. My retainer :p
3. Skinny jeans
4. I’m a very sexual person
5. TorrentFreak.com
6. The ‘herb’

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Poetry, art, sexuality, war, my son Garrett, the future (maybe you can be a part of it?)

On a typical Friday night I am
Listening/creating good music, working at Zumiez (fuuuuck), sniffing glue, or going out on dates with new people.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’ve been hurt before, but I’m not going to let it happen again. I’m also into steel as a fetish.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-50
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
You’re beautiful, smart, creative or just DTF.

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OKCupid User: FreshieFreshie 27 / M / Straight / Single Sparta, New Jersey
My self-summary I’m a self employed HERBivore looking to just kick back with some dank nugz and a cute chick to talk about shit with.
What I’m doing with my life Shit, you could ask my Dad and he’d say ‘a whole lotta nothing,’ but that old bastard don’t know shit about shit. My real family consists of the folks on my commune, who take care of each other and don’t judge people.
I’m really good at Ultimate frisbee, making jeans out of hemp, taking care of my brothers and sisters, jam sessions, drawing robots.
The first things people usually notice about me I smell like shit. I hate taking showers, and I hate smelling like chemicals. Big effin deal. I also got the corn cobs on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Primus, Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade, Umphrey’s McGee, Amon Tobin, Soulive, North Mississippi Allstars, Mofro, The Big Wu, Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Keller Williams Incident, Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, Phil Lesh and Friends, Acoustic Syndicate, Donna the Buffalo, The String Cheese Incident, moe., Disco Biscuits, 4 Fried Chickens & A Coke, Big Wu, Bob Schneider, Bockman’s Euphio, BR549, Derek Trucks Band, Exit Clov, Hillstomp, Jackie Greene, Jake Shimabukuro, Koncept, Lotus, Lubriphonic, Lucero, Maxx, Mama’s Cookin’, The Del McCoury Band, O.A.R., Chris Duarte, Dewayn Brothers, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Green Lemon, Groovatron, Donna the Buffalo, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio, The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Ric Roberts, Rob Lee, Samantha Stollenwerk, Todd Snider, Electric Soul Method, Fire Built 500’s, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Backyard Tire Fire, The Balance, Ben Fuller, Benevento-Russo Duo, Bernie Worrell and the Woo Warriors, Big Metal Rooster, Big Thumb, Bob Schneider, Cat Empire, Chicago Afrobeat Project, Chris Berry & Panjea, Clandestine, Cracker, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Lila, My Friend Mike, Mutaytor, New Monsoon, Oteil & Peacemakers, Railroad Earth, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Bonobos Convergence, Brothers Past, Trampled by Turtles, Virginia Coalition, Will Hoge and Woodbox Gang, My Morning Jacket, Buckethead, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Del Castillo, Delta Nove, Drive-By Truckers, 7 Walkers, Hello Superworld, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Indigenous, Jennifer Hartswick Band, Moonshine Still, Motion for Alliance, My-Tea Kind, Never Perfect Intentions, The New Congress, New Monsoon, Order of Chaos, Oteil & The Peacemakers, Outformation, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio & Friends, Los Lonely Boys, Lost Trailers, Mission 19, Mountain of Venus, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, The Samples, New Monsoon, Particle, Pnuma, Risky Shift Phenomenon, Robert Bradley, Rose Hill Drive, Split Lip Rayfield, Arthur Dodge, Benevento-Russo Duo, 56 Hope Road, Animal Liberation Orchestra, Arthur Dodge & the Horsefeathers, Backyard Tire Fire, Big Metal Rooster, Bockman, Carbon Leaf, Chubby Carrier, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Eckobase, Floodplane, Green Lemon, Groovelight, Hairy Apes BMX, Alabaster Brown, Mindy Smith, Mickey Hart Band, Ari Hest, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, The Helping Phriendly Band, Jeff and Vida, Jervis Jort, Lotus, Big Metal Rooster, Madahoochi, Matisyahu, Moonshine Still, Mountain of Venus, Arkamo Ranger Moore-Healey Cindy Woolf Mark Blilyeu Band, Brother Bagman, Ekoostik Hookah, Moonshine Still, The Schwag, Steve Poltz, Tea Leaf Green, Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains, Trey Anastasio, Jon Cleary & the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, Cyro Baptista’s Beat the Donkey, G. Love & Special Sauce, Drive-By Truckers, Toots and the Maytals, Slightly Stoopid, Leftover Salmon, Cake, Grateful Dead, Monte Montgomery, Motet, Particle, Pomeroy, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, Robert Walter’s 20th Congress, Shanti Groove, Signal Path, Phish, Madonna
The six things I could never do without My man Father Cyrill says all we need in life is inner peace, unity, and love. Although, I’d be really jonesing if I didn’t have that ‘special blend’ he passes out to us. Shit makes me float.
I spend a lot of time thinking about 
On a typical Friday night I am Playing with my band Weed Smoke We at the weekly party on the commune. We light up, jam, and listen to Father Cyrill’s awesome stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit While the community I reside in isn’t a cult, we do have cult-like aspects. For example, when the time is right, I will be commiting ritualistic suicide to ascend to a higher plane of existence, but there’s no funny business going on, trust me. I wouldn’t trust my money with a crook.
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 20-32• Near meWho are single• For new friends
You should message me if You’re chill and shit. I want to find someone to spend my remaining time in this reality with. If you are open-minded, you will join me on my journey. If what Father Cyrill says is true, our love will exceed the boundaries of our visible world and extend into the next.
The last girl I loved, Alyssa, died for this cause, and she will be a part of our new existence as well. You must be willing to accept that our loves can co-exist in an alternate state of being or else you will pay the ultimate price…just like she did.

OKCupid User: FreshieFreshie
27 / M / Straight / Single
Sparta, New Jersey

My self-summary
I’m a self employed HERBivore looking to just kick back with some dank nugz and a cute chick to talk about shit with.

What I’m doing with my life
Shit, you could ask my Dad and he’d say ‘a whole lotta nothing,’ but that old bastard don’t know shit about shit. My real family consists of the folks on my commune, who take care of each other and don’t judge people.

I’m really good at
Ultimate frisbee, making jeans out of hemp, taking care of my brothers and sisters, jam sessions, drawing robots.

The first things people usually notice about me
I smell like shit. I hate taking showers, and I hate smelling like chemicals. Big effin deal. I also got the corn cobs on my head.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Primus, Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade, Umphrey’s McGee, Amon Tobin, Soulive, North Mississippi Allstars, Mofro, The Big Wu, Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Keller Williams Incident, Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, Phil Lesh and Friends, Acoustic Syndicate, Donna the Buffalo, The String Cheese Incident, moe., Disco Biscuits, 4 Fried Chickens & A Coke, Big Wu, Bob Schneider, Bockman’s Euphio, BR549, Derek Trucks Band, Exit Clov, Hillstomp, Jackie Greene, Jake Shimabukuro, Koncept, Lotus, Lubriphonic, Lucero, Maxx, Mama’s Cookin’, The Del McCoury Band, O.A.R., Chris Duarte, Dewayn Brothers, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Green Lemon, Groovatron, Donna the Buffalo, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio, The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Ric Roberts, Rob Lee, Samantha Stollenwerk, Todd Snider, Electric Soul Method, Fire Built 500’s, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Backyard Tire Fire, The Balance, Ben Fuller, Benevento-Russo Duo, Bernie Worrell and the Woo Warriors, Big Metal Rooster, Big Thumb, Bob Schneider, Cat Empire, Chicago Afrobeat Project, Chris Berry & Panjea, Clandestine, Cracker, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Lila, My Friend Mike, Mutaytor, New Monsoon, Oteil & Peacemakers, Railroad Earth, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Bonobos Convergence, Brothers Past, Trampled by Turtles, Virginia Coalition, Will Hoge and Woodbox Gang, My Morning Jacket, Buckethead, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Del Castillo, Delta Nove, Drive-By Truckers, 7 Walkers, Hello Superworld, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Indigenous, Jennifer Hartswick Band, Moonshine Still, Motion for Alliance, My-Tea Kind, Never Perfect Intentions, The New Congress, New Monsoon, Order of Chaos, Oteil & The Peacemakers, Outformation, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio & Friends, Los Lonely Boys, Lost Trailers, Mission 19, Mountain of Venus, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, The Samples, New Monsoon, Particle, Pnuma, Risky Shift Phenomenon, Robert Bradley, Rose Hill Drive, Split Lip Rayfield, Arthur Dodge, Benevento-Russo Duo, 56 Hope Road, Animal Liberation Orchestra, Arthur Dodge & the Horsefeathers, Backyard Tire Fire, Big Metal Rooster, Bockman, Carbon Leaf, Chubby Carrier, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Eckobase, Floodplane, Green Lemon, Groovelight, Hairy Apes BMX, Alabaster Brown, Mindy Smith, Mickey Hart Band, Ari Hest, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, The Helping Phriendly Band, Jeff and Vida, Jervis Jort, Lotus, Big Metal Rooster, Madahoochi, Matisyahu, Moonshine Still, Mountain of Venus, Arkamo Ranger Moore-Healey Cindy Woolf Mark Blilyeu Band, Brother Bagman, Ekoostik Hookah, Moonshine Still, The Schwag, Steve Poltz, Tea Leaf Green, Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains, Trey Anastasio, Jon Cleary & the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, Cyro Baptista’s Beat the Donkey, G. Love & Special Sauce, Drive-By Truckers, Toots and the Maytals, Slightly Stoopid, Leftover Salmon, Cake, Grateful Dead, Monte Montgomery, Motet, Particle, Pomeroy, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, Robert Walter’s 20th Congress, Shanti Groove, Signal Path, Phish, Madonna

The six things I could never do without
My man Father Cyrill says all we need in life is inner peace, unity, and love. Although, I’d be really jonesing if I didn’t have that ‘special blend’ he passes out to us. Shit makes me float.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

On a typical Friday night I am
Playing with my band Weed Smoke We at the weekly party on the commune. We light up, jam, and listen to Father Cyrill’s awesome stories.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While the community I reside in isn’t a cult, we do have cult-like aspects. For example, when the time is right, I will be commiting ritualistic suicide to ascend to a higher plane of existence, but there’s no funny business going on, trust me. I wouldn’t trust my money with a crook.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 20-32
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
You’re chill and shit. I want to find someone to spend my remaining time in this reality with. If you are open-minded, you will join me on my journey. If what Father Cyrill says is true, our love will exceed the boundaries of our visible world and extend into the next.

The last girl I loved, Alyssa, died for this cause, and she will be a part of our new existence as well. You must be willing to accept that our loves can co-exist in an alternate state of being or else you will pay the ultimate price…just like she did.

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OK Cupid User: Shem4Short22 / M / Straight / Single North Brunswick, New Jersey
My self-summary Hey ladies! The name’s Shem. I’m an expat from Montreal…go Canadiens! I’m currently living in New Jersey taking care of business and looking to meet some new people.
What I’m doing with my life Well, I’m currently working random jobs during the day, taking adult ed classes at night. Some of these jobs include light landscaping, grocery shopping for an elderly neighbor, and I have also participated in numerous medical, food and cosmetic studies. Also, I am FINALLY very close to getting my GED. Things are looking up for Shem!
I’m really good at Well, I’ve been told that in the face of adversity, I always play by the rules, and tow the line. I’m a great listener, and I keep my opinions to myself. I make great use of rec time, making the best of every moment.
The first things people usually notice about me I have really expressive eyes. People can usually tell what I’m thinking just by looking at my eyes! I also have a bit of a belly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Well, my favorite books include The Da Vinci Code, Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff, The Far Side by Gary Larson.
My favorite movies are Crash, Avatar, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Back to the Future, Ocean’s 11/12.
I love karaoke, all types.
My favorite foods are hamburgers, cheeseburgers, pasta, french fries, fruits, veggies and some ethnic foods.
Television shows aren’t a category but I watch a lot of TV. I really love Hockey Night, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, I Love Lucy, Prison Break, Oz, and Dragnet (classic!)
The six things I could never do without 1. ACER notebook computer2. A deck of cards3. Shopping list4. Pen5. A second chance6. ???
I spend a lot of time thinking about Old friends and family members I have not kept in touch with.
On a typical Friday night I am Doing an odd job or sleeping in my comfortable bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit Well, I’ll be honest, I was recently paroled. I still have trouble managing my anger from time to time and its hard to meet ladies with a court ordered 8 pm curfew, but I’m doing the best i can to put my life back together.
I’m looking for • Girls who like guys• Ages 18-26• Near meWho are single• For new friends
You should message me if Well, I’m Shem, take it or leave it!

OK Cupid User: Shem4Short
22 / M / Straight / Single
North Brunswick, New Jersey

My self-summary
Hey ladies! The name’s Shem. I’m an expat from Montreal…go Canadiens! I’m currently living in New Jersey taking care of business and looking to meet some new people.

What I’m doing with my life
Well, I’m currently working random jobs during the day, taking adult ed classes at night. Some of these jobs include light landscaping, grocery shopping for an elderly neighbor, and I have also participated in numerous medical, food and cosmetic studies. Also, I am FINALLY very close to getting my GED. Things are looking up for Shem!

I’m really good at
Well, I’ve been told that in the face of adversity, I always play by the rules, and tow the line. I’m a great listener, and I keep my opinions to myself. I make great use of rec time, making the best of every moment.

The first things people usually notice about me
I have really expressive eyes. People can usually tell what I’m thinking just by looking at my eyes! I also have a bit of a belly.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well, my favorite books include The Da Vinci Code, Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff, The Far Side by Gary Larson.

My favorite movies are Crash, Avatar, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Back to the Future, Ocean’s 11/12.

I love karaoke, all types.

My favorite foods are hamburgers, cheeseburgers, pasta, french fries, fruits, veggies and some ethnic foods.

Television shows aren’t a category but I watch a lot of TV. I really love Hockey Night, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, I Love Lucy, Prison Break, Oz, and Dragnet (classic!)

The six things I could never do without
1. ACER notebook computer
2. A deck of cards
3. Shopping list
4. Pen
5. A second chance
6. ???

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Old friends and family members I have not kept in touch with.

On a typical Friday night I am
Doing an odd job or sleeping in my comfortable bed.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, I’ll be honest, I was recently paroled. I still have trouble managing my anger from time to time and its hard to meet ladies with a court ordered 8 pm curfew, but I’m doing the best i can to put my life back together.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-26
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
Well, I’m Shem, take it or leave it!

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