Magic Musings by Doktor Bizarre It’s The Doktor back with another dose of magic for my doksuckers out there! I had a great time meeting all of the nice folks at the AstraZeneca corporate retreat last Sunday afternoon. I hope their next pharmaceutical creation fixes minds, because theirs were blown! Doktor Bizarre met up with a few buddies from high school at Bennigan’s this past Monday evening. Or at least, I thought they were buddies. Not everybody can be a magician, Terry. Sometimes you have to settle with real estate agent and live with it, Terry. Jealousy is so unattractive, Terry. Doktor Bizarre had quite the wild night last Tuesday at the motel I am currently living in. The Bacardi was flowing, the “peace pipe” was passed around and the details are a bit hazy. I don’t know what was older: the pot or the girls I was smoking it with! Speaking of girls, Dok Bizarre took his lovely assistant (and on/off girlfriend) Kathy to the movies Wednesday night. I enjoyed the movie, but Kathy didn’t seem to enjoy the little “magic trick” I played on her when she went to reach for her popcorn. Surprise! DokBiz is having a bit of a rivalry these days with Jeffrey Greenbaum, who is in AA with me. He wouldn’t give me a ride home (my lisence got taken away) at last night’s meeting. In my next blog entry, I will share the story he shared with the rest of us about the time he drunkenly cheated on his wife. That is, unless he’s willing to give me a ride this week. Well, that’s all from the Doktor this week. You can look forward to some saucy stories next week if the prick doesn’t drive me home. Don’t fret, Doksuckers, I will be explicit and I will name names. Until next time, remember you can always find me…exploring the beyond! Peace, Love, Magix,Doktor Bizarre

Magic Musings by Doktor Bizarre

It’s The Doktor back with another dose of magic for my doksuckers out there! I had a great time meeting all of the nice folks at the AstraZeneca corporate retreat last Sunday afternoon. I hope their next pharmaceutical creation fixes minds, because theirs were blown!

Doktor Bizarre met up with a few buddies from high school at Bennigan’s this past Monday evening. Or at least, I thought they were buddies. Not everybody can be a magician, Terry. Sometimes you have to settle with real estate agent and live with it, Terry. Jealousy is so unattractive, Terry.

Doktor Bizarre had quite the wild night last Tuesday at the motel I am currently living in. The Bacardi was flowing, the “peace pipe” was passed around and the details are a bit hazy. I don’t know what was older: the pot or the girls I was smoking it with!

Speaking of girls, Dok Bizarre took his lovely assistant (and on/off girlfriend) Kathy to the movies Wednesday night. I enjoyed the movie, but Kathy didn’t seem to enjoy the little “magic trick” I played on her when she went to reach for her popcorn. Surprise!

DokBiz is having a bit of a rivalry these days with Jeffrey Greenbaum, who is in AA with me. He wouldn’t give me a ride home (my lisence got taken away) at last night’s meeting. In my next blog entry, I will share the story he shared with the rest of us about the time he drunkenly cheated on his wife. That is, unless he’s willing to give me a ride this week.

Well, that’s all from the Doktor this week. You can look forward to some saucy stories next week if the prick doesn’t drive me home. Don’t fret, Doksuckers, I will be explicit and I will name names.

Until next time, remember you can always find me…exploring the beyond!

Peace, Love, Magix,
Doktor Bizarre