The following is a series of text messages sent between Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, writers of films such as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Diasaster Movie:

Monday August 11:

“Is Barack Obama black?”

“I think so. If we shave Method Man’s beard, I think that he can pull it off.”

“Fuck dude, Linday Lohan’s girlfriend is ugly. That’s pretty funny, right?”

Tuesday, August 12:

“Oh sorry. I just DR’d a chick. Yeah that is funny.”

“DR’d?”

“Did her right. ;)”

“Aww you dog.”

“Michael Phelps looks like a white Barack Obama.”

“Call Method Man if black people are good swimmers.”

“You call him.”

“I can’t. He thinks I’m racist.”

Wednesday, August 13

“Would you tap Amy Winehouse?”

“Already have.”

“Oh you dawg!”

“You wanna meet up for drinks?”

“I’ll see you at TGI Fridays in 30 mins.”

Thursday, August 14

“I saw Pineapple Express last night.”

“How was it?”

“I dunno. I didn’t get what was going on. Looking forward to Tropic Thunder, though. I heard it has retards.”

“Would you tap Hannah Montana?”

“Already have.”

“Lucky. I would SO Superman that ho.”

Friday, August 16

“I just took a dump.”

“LOL”