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RUTHLESS, CEREBRAL (EX?) BOUNTY HUNTER SEEKING EMPLOY - MISSING A FOOT (SAN DIEGO AREA)
Date: 2011-01-20, 10:40AM PST
Reply to: pater.frödë@operamail.com
DEAR SIR OR MISS,
MY NAME IS PATER FRÖDË, A FORMER BOUNTY HUNTER. I USED TO KILL PEOPLE BETWEEN THE YEARS OF 1994-1999, AND 2003-2008. I AM CURRENTLY SEEKING EMPLOY IN THE CITY OF SAN DIEGO. I AM NOT NECESSARILY SEEKING EMPLOY IN THE ART OF MURDER, HOWEVER MY EXPERIENCE CAN BE USEFUL IN OTHER AREAS.
PROS/CONS (DEPENDING ON JOB): I AM MISSING A FOOT. I HAVE KILLED 573 PEOPLE. THREE OF THEM WERE CLOSE FRIENDS OF MINE. I AM RUTHLESS AND COLD BLOODED. IN 1992, I BRIEFLY WORKED IN JÖNKÖPING AS AN ICE CREAM MAKER. I AM A FATHER OF TWO. I AM AN EXPERT AT KRAV MAGA AND CHECKERS. I HAVE A GENERAL INTEREST IN BOTANY. I AM 40 YEARS OLD. I ONCE DEFEATED A SMALL ARMY OF 100 IN HAND-TO-HAND. I AM NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE GAYS. I HAVE 20/20 VISION AND A 35” VERTICAL LEAP (WITH ONE FOOT). SAN DIEGO IS MY HOME AND I LOVE THE CITY AND ITS CULTURE. MY HANDS ARE LEGALLY REGISTERED AS LETHAL WEAPONS IN SWEDEN, DENMARK AND THE UNITED STATES. I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD.
PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE PROVIDED E-MAIL. I AM ALSO SINGLE!
- Location: SAN DIEGO AREA
- Compensation: $500+ AMERICAN FOR ONE MONTH’S WORK
- Telecommuting is ok.
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