~ THIS IS THE LIFE! ~ with Barry “Bare” DiGrenchenzioni I recently moved into a motel. Now, I know what you are thinkin’. You’re thinkin’, “Bare, you’ve done it again you sonofabitch.” Now, while I do like to keep my DiGrenchenzionites guessin’ what my next move will be, this one is less of a flight of fancy and more of a necessity. Last weekend, me and my ~TWIN LOVERS~ Yuriko and Chiaki were doin’ some housecleanin’. That meant goin’ through the boxes and boxes of crap the ex dumped on me when I got the old HTRJ (hit the road, jack) last year. I found all of my old Penthouse magazines, a crapload of boxing events I taped off of HBO (Tyson era stuff), and my ~MINT CONDITION~ Christmas Hess Truck collection. As I hauled the box of toy trucks down to the cellar to photograph and put on Craigslist, I heard Yuriko scream in that high pitched squeal she does. Only this scream wasn’t the kind ~BIG DADDY~ is used to. Turns out, we had maggots. And lots of ‘em. I was fine with it, but you know women…so we hauled some necessities to the local Super 8 and called the exterminator ASAP. There was a bit of a problem, though. The little maggot army had taken over. The whole damn house was infested. At first, I was pissed. But I soon got used to livin’ in the Super 8. Now, I know you’re thinkin’, “Bare, why in the blue hell do you wanna live in a friggin’ Super 8?” Lemme tell ya why: 1. Right next to Denny’s. Can’t beat that. 2. Neighibors can’t complain when I’m make love to the twins real loud. Well, that’s about it. But those are two real good reasons. I suppose maid service is nice, but I’ve been livin’ with two maids for ‘bout 8 months now (just kiddin’, girls). I suppose I’m gonna miss livin’ in my own house soon enough. After all, the man cave is just ‘bout finished, all I have to do is put in the waterbed (aw yea) and then I’m set. But for now, I’m just enjoyin’ the good life. And by that, I mean ~POOL SEX~ (link NSFW).

~ THIS IS THE LIFE! ~ with Barry “Bare” DiGrenchenzioni

I recently moved into a motel. Now, I know what you are thinkin’. You’re thinkin’, “Bare, you’ve done it again you sonofabitch.” Now, while I do like to keep my DiGrenchenzionites guessin’ what my next move will be, this one is less of a flight of fancy and more of a necessity.

Last weekend, me and my ~TWIN LOVERS~ Yuriko and Chiaki were doin’ some housecleanin’. That meant goin’ through the boxes and boxes of crap the ex dumped on me when I got the old HTRJ (hit the road, jack) last year. I found all of my old Penthouse magazines, a crapload of boxing events I taped off of HBO (Tyson era stuff), and my ~MINT CONDITION~ Christmas Hess Truck collection.

As I hauled the box of toy trucks down to the cellar to photograph and put on Craigslist, I heard Yuriko scream in that high pitched squeal she does. Only this scream wasn’t the kind ~BIG DADDY~ is used to. Turns out, we had maggots. And lots of ‘em.

I was fine with it, but you know women…so we hauled some necessities to the local Super 8 and called the exterminator ASAP. There was a bit of a problem, though. The little maggot army had taken over. The whole damn house was infested.

At first, I was pissed. But I soon got used to livin’ in the Super 8. Now, I know you’re thinkin’, “Bare, why in the blue hell do you wanna live in a friggin’ Super 8?” Lemme tell ya why:

1. Right next to Denny’s. Can’t beat that.

2. Neighibors can’t complain when I’m make love to the twins real loud.

Well, that’s about it. But those are two real good reasons. I suppose maid service is nice, but I’ve been livin’ with two maids for ‘bout 8 months now (just kiddin’, girls).

I suppose I’m gonna miss livin’ in my own house soon enough. After all, the man cave is just ‘bout finished, all I have to do is put in the waterbed (aw yea) and then I’m set. But for now, I’m just enjoyin’ the good life. And by that, I mean ~POOL SEX~ (link NSFW).