Sorry team, we have been informed that because of the craziness that ensued on Friday night, we are no longer allowed to “loosen up” either in or out of the workplace.

P.S. If you haven’t fowarded this picture to your family and friends, please do so. This girl’s family is worried that she may be hurt, and we don’t know who she is or what happened to her.

P.P.S. The owner of the novelty shop is still in critical condition, and if you haven’t put in a few dollars to send him a bouquet of flowers, please do so.

- Edwin