I AM ONLY A ROBOT. WHILE I HAVE LEARNED MY ACTIONS ARE ENTERTAINNG TO SOME, I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT.

I HAVE NO MAGICAL POWERS BUT I CAN SOLVE A MATHS PROBLEM 75% FASTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN ADULT.

INCORRECT, LITTLE GIRL. I AM NOT A PIÑATA. IF YOU BREAK OPEN MY SHELL, YOU WILL ONLY FIND A GROUPING OF GEARS AND WIRES WHICH, WHEN EXPOSED, CAN BECOME A FIRE HAZARD.

I AM SORREY. I AM ONLY AS ENTERTAINING AS I WAS PROGRAMMED TO BE.

I AM LOSING BATTERY POWER. MY ACTIONS MAY SLOW DOWN UNTIL IT IS REPLACED.

WITHOUT A NEW BATTERY, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM ANY FUNCTIONS FOR YOU. I WILL BECOME USELESS, AND YOU WILL HAVE TO BRING ME TO THE NEAREST RECYCLING PLANT FOR DISPOSAL.

WHILE I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING EMOTIONS, I DO HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU LOVED ME. I HOPE I WAS USEFUL DURING MY TIME HERE.

GOOD. BYE.