HEY EVERYBODY THAT ATTENDED OUR LAST EKSTASY HOTTUB PARTAY, WE FOUND OUT THAT SOMEBODY HAS SOME SORT OF DISEASE THAT EVERYBODY PROBABLY HAS NOW.

REMEMBER WHEN CHAZ GOT OUT OF THE POOL AND HIS PEWBZ WERE GLOWING IN THE BLACKLIHGT? WELL IT WAS PROB CHAZ.

SO WHIL EVERBODY STILLL HAS THE MYSTERY RASH, I FIGURED WE MIGHT AS WELL INFLATE THE HOTTUB AGAIN, AND THROW A PARTY AGAIN BEFORE WE ALL GO GET TESTED. IT’LL BE IN THE WAVERLY HALL BATHROOMS, IN THE HANDYCAP’D STALL AT 7PM. THE PASSWORD IS “SIFILIS”.

SEE YOU THERE,
KELZ