Brett Davis
2009
December
2
November
2
October
September
August
July
3
June
11
May
April
March
February
January
2008
December
November
October
September
4
August
13
July
5
June
4
May
8
April
25
March
2
February
January
HAHAHAHAHAA! Eleanor, you’re a real riot, you know...
Apr 29th
Dear fans, friends and supporters, After three months of...
Apr 29th
“Crowdsurfer” by that crowdsurfing guy over...
Apr 29th
“AEROSMIT”
— A licence plate I saw today,...
Apr 28th
“What? There’s a bridge about to collapse? Well that...”
— Comedian Don Novello,...
Apr 24th
Imagine this man shooting lasers out of his eyes towards a...
Apr 24th
3.18.08 So I saw myself on TV last night… again....
Apr 24th
REVIEW: Jackie Mason Online - 1.3 Format PlayStation...
Apr 21st
Oh hey, I couldn’t help but notice that you’re...
Apr 21st
“Religion is a dancer, it’s a soul’s...”
— Glen Simon, the “Weird...
Apr 18th
Dear Erin, We just wanted to thank you so much for your...
Apr 18th
“A-Ha! Cutie Paw Tootie!”
— Joy Ruchaevsky, finally...
Apr 18th
Why We Abandoned Our Son In The Woods By Olivia Jacobs ...
Apr 16th
Ask The Lizard Man Dear Lizard Man, I am deeply patriotic...
Apr 16th
Gretchen’s Myspace Survey About You Eye Color::...
Apr 15th
Imagine this man in a pet shop, shoving small animals into...
Apr 15th
“If you ask me to pick up the groceries, then be specific...”
— Pinocchio, having another...
Apr 15th
“Why I Mummified My Cat” by Dr. Elliot...
Apr 13th
Bryten’s Dad: “Hey, kids. I’m...
Apr 13th
“Oh… Bummer.”
— pauly shore’s...
Apr 12th
Okay, everyone… have a seat. (Clears throat) As you...
Apr 11th
“I am required to wear a necktie to work everyday, and this...”
— Toyota dealer Alan Rachowski,...
Apr 11th
August 19, 1988 Dear Ron Pearlman, I recieved your...
Apr 10th
Dear Frederick, I’m sorry for the lack of...
Apr 9th
“Why don’t you and I go back to my place, flip on the...”
— My pickup line back in...
Apr 2nd