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A big thanks to everyone that came out to The Macaulay Culkin Show last night. Sally and I realized we weren’t ready to be parents, and that’s okay. But thanks to everyone that participated in out PopChips communion and the girl that confessed her WILDEST sex stories to us in the name of our lord and savior. 

Your homework:

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UPCOMING SHOWS:
7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (with Christian Finnegan, Adam Newman, Elna Baker, Dan Licata, New Dreamz, Good Cop Great Cop, and hosted by me & Sally Burtnick!) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Steven DeSiena, James Dwyer, Unisex & more!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
7/27: The Friend Show (with Jo Firestone, Rebecca Vigil, Anthony Appruzzese, Jacob Mondry, Pat Regan, hosted by Nicole Pasquale & Oscar Montoya) at Pine Box Rock Shop, 12 Grattan Street, Brooklyn
7/29: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis: (with Josh Rabinowitz, Joe Rumrill, Mary Houlihan, Lorelei Ramirez & Michelle De Suarte) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Matteo Lane, Murray Hill & more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City
8/4: Unisex (hosted by Jason Messina & Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St
8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz & more TBA!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/14: Cinema Club (BANANAZZZ screening + more TBA) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn
8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn
8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (lineup TBA, hosted by me & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

UPCOMING SHOWS:

7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (with Christian Finnegan, Adam Newman, Elna Baker, Dan Licata, New Dreamz, Good Cop Great Cop, and hosted by me & Sally Burtnick!) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Steven DeSiena, James Dwyer, Unisex & more!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

7/27: The Friend Show (with Jo Firestone, Rebecca Vigil, Anthony Appruzzese, Jacob Mondry, Pat Regan, hosted by Nicole Pasquale & Oscar Montoya) at Pine Box Rock Shop, 12 Grattan Street, Brooklyn

7/29: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis: (with Josh Rabinowitz, Joe Rumrill, Mary Houlihan, Lorelei Ramirez & Michelle De Suarte) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Matteo Lane, Murray Hill & more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City

8/4: Unisex (hosted by Jason Messina & Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St

8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz & more TBA!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/14: Cinema Club (BANANAZZZ screening + more TBA) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn

8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (lineup TBA, hosted by me & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

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The Macaulay Culkin Show returns this month with a new and glorious purpose. As parents-to-be, Brett and Sally want to save your soul. They want a world where their little boy Daniel Christopher can grow up without the worst of humanity being shoved in his freckled, cherubic face. That’s why they are having a show the whole family can enjoy with acts like GOOD Cop Great Cop, and CHRISTIAN Finnegan. Nobody said that saving yourself couldn’t be fun. Salvation is just a giggle away.

Elna Baker (This American Life)

Christian Finnegan (Chappelle’s Show, Best Week Ever)

Good Cop Great Cop (Comedy Central’s New Timers)

Dan Licata (The Dan + Joe + Charles Show)

New Dreamz (ComedyDreamz)

Adam Newman (Letterman, John Oliver)

Gary Richardson (ICB, iO)

and your hosts:BRETT DAVIS & SALLY BURTNICK (heaven, someday)AND AT $5 YOU CAN SAVE YOUR SOUL AND STILL HAVE SOMETHING LEFTOVER FOR SNACKS Don’t forget…salvation is just a giggle away.

The Macaulay Culkin Show returns this month with a new and glorious purpose. As parents-to-be, Brett and Sally want to save your soul. They want a world where their little boy Daniel Christopher can grow up without the worst of humanity being shoved in his freckled, cherubic face. That’s why they are having a show the whole family can enjoy with acts like GOOD Cop Great Cop, and CHRISTIAN Finnegan. Nobody said that saving yourself couldn’t be fun. Salvation is just a giggle away.

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Elna Baker (This American Life)

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Christian Finnegan (Chappelle’s Show, Best Week Ever)

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Good Cop Great Cop (Comedy Central’s New Timers)

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Dan Licata (The Dan + Joe + Charles Show)

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New Dreamz (ComedyDreamz)

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Adam Newman (Letterman, John Oliver)

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Gary Richardson (ICB, iO)

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and your hosts:
BRETT DAVIS & SALLY BURTNICK (heaven, someday)

AND AT $5 YOU CAN SAVE YOUR SOUL AND STILL HAVE SOMETHING LEFTOVER FOR SNACKS 

Don’t forget…salvation is just a giggle away.

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Tomorrow night! COMEDY DREAMZ hosted by Rose Luardo and Andrew Jeffrey Wright!

Featuring Body Dreamz, Seaton Smith, Malwina, Brett Davis (aw yeeah), Carolyn Busa, David Agyekum, Myq Kaplan and more! Videos by The New Dreamz! With DJs Emilio Airhorn and Kurt Life!

Saturday, July 12, 2014, $7 

Doors 8pm / Comedy 8:30 - 10:00 / Dance Party 10:01 - Midnight
$7

http://www.silentbarn.org/

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Every week, The Tuesday Special devolves from a comedy show into something else entirely, and the last show was not even a comedy show, but an exploration of humanity. This begs the question…do we need comedy at all?Craig Evanhalen has an answer to that question. A self-proclaimed “punk prophet and enigmatic genius,” Craig gained infamy as the lead singer of the band BANANAZZZ, which SPIN Magazine called “fairly mediocre” and MTV called a “horrible band.” CRAIG HATES COMEDY, and like Henry Rollins before him, he is transitioning from punk rocker to spoken-word artist. He will lay out an argument against comedy because in his words, it’s “a frivolous opiate for the masses and a distraction from the FUCKING issues—whatever.”As a counter-point to Craig’s argument, I have selected five very funny people to prove him wrong:
Sheng Wang
Livia Scott
Nick Naney
Anthony O’Connell
Paul Higbie
Check it this Tuesday night, July 15th  at 10pm! Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave. It’s FREE!
Check out BANANAZZZ, the story of Craig’s rise and fall:

OTHER UPCOMING SHOWS:
7/12: ComedyDreamz (with New Dreamz, Myq Kaplan, Seaton Smith, Malwina, Carolyn Busa, David Agyekum, Body Dreamz & more!) at Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave, Brooklyn
7/14: No Jokes Allowed (hosted by Steven DeSiena & Steve Whalen) at Beauty Bar, 231 East 14th Street, New York
7/15: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sheng Wang, Livia Scott, Anthony O’Connell, Nick Naney & Paul Higbie) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
7/18: Manboobs Comedy Live! (with Manboobs feat. Danny Tamberelli, Murderfist, Jo Firestone, Julia Johns & Tim De La Motte) at Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn
7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (with Christian Finnegan, Adam Newman, Elna Baker, Dan Licata, New Dreamz, Good Cop Great Cop, and hosted by me & Sally Burtnick!) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Steven DeSiena, James Dwyer, Unisex & more!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Murray Hill & more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City
8/14: Cinema Club (BANANAZZZ screening + more TBA) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn
8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn 

Every week, The Tuesday Special devolves from a comedy show into something else entirely, and the last show was not even a comedy show, but an exploration of humanity. This begs the question…do we need comedy at all?

Craig Evanhalen has an answer to that question. A self-proclaimed “punk prophet and enigmatic genius,” Craig gained infamy as the lead singer of the band BANANAZZZ, which SPIN Magazine called “fairly mediocre” and MTV called a “horrible band.” 

CRAIG HATES COMEDY, and like Henry Rollins before him, he is transitioning from punk rocker to spoken-word artist. He will lay out an argument against comedy because in his words, it’s “a frivolous opiate for the masses and a distraction from the FUCKING issues—whatever.”

As a counter-point to Craig’s argument, I have selected five very funny people to prove him wrong:

Check it this Tuesday night, July 15th  at 10pm! Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave. It’s FREE!

Check out BANANAZZZ, the story of Craig’s rise and fall:

OTHER UPCOMING SHOWS:

7/12: ComedyDreamz (with New Dreamz, Myq Kaplan, Seaton Smith, Malwina, Carolyn Busa, David Agyekum, Body Dreamz & more!) at Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave, Brooklyn

7/14: No Jokes Allowed (hosted by Steven DeSiena & Steve Whalen) at Beauty Bar, 231 East 14th Street, New York

7/15: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sheng Wang, Livia Scott, Anthony O’Connell, Nick Naney & Paul Higbie) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

7/18: Manboobs Comedy Live! (with Manboobs feat. Danny Tamberelli, Murderfist, Jo Firestone, Julia Johns & Tim De La Motte) at Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn

7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (with Christian Finnegan, Adam Newman, Elna Baker, Dan Licata, New Dreamz, Good Cop Great Cop, and hosted by me & Sally Burtnick!) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Steven DeSiena, James Dwyer, Unisex & more!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Murray Hill & more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City

8/14: Cinema Club (BANANAZZZ screening + more TBA) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn 

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After the host was bloodied week one, and a felon took the show hostage in week two, THE TUESDAY SPECIAL is off to a terrible start. And this trend continues this Tuesday with guest host and Los Angeles party animal Akiva Smirnoff (send him a friend request).  The son of famed 80’s comic Yakov Smirnoff, Akiva continues the Smirnoff comedy dynasty. If you’ve EVEN BEEN to L.A., you may have seen him as a cocaine-fueled lunatic on Sunset Blvd with his friends Jamie Kennedy and Simon Rex. Or maybe you’ve seen one of his TV appearances: credits include Byron Allen’s Who Wants To Date A Comedian and ion Television’s Criminal Minds. You can certainly see him live this Tuesday at 10pm, and he won’t be alone. This week’s guests:
 Brooke Van Poppelen (Comedy Central’s Night Out, Girl Code)
 Anna Drezen (CollegeHumor, Funny or Die)
 Dan Licata (Dan + Joe + Charles Show, Tight Five)
 Tynan DeLong
Check it this Tuesday night at Over The Eight at 10pm.

After the host was bloodied week one, and a felon took the show hostage in week two, THE TUESDAY SPECIAL is off to a terrible start. And this trend continues this Tuesday with guest host and Los Angeles party animal Akiva Smirnoff (send him a friend request).

The son of famed 80’s comic Yakov Smirnoff, Akiva continues the Smirnoff comedy dynasty. If you’ve EVEN BEEN to L.A., you may have seen him as a cocaine-fueled lunatic on Sunset Blvd with his friends Jamie Kennedy and Simon Rex. Or maybe you’ve seen one of his TV appearances: credits include Byron Allen’s Who Wants To Date A Comedian and ion Television’s Criminal Minds. You can certainly see him live this Tuesday at 10pm, and he won’t be alone.

This week’s guests:

  • Brooke Van Poppelen (Comedy Central’s Night Out, Girl Code)
  • Anna Drezen (CollegeHumor, Funny or Die)
  • Dan Licata (Dan + Joe + Charles Show, Tight Five)
  • Tynan DeLong

Check it this Tuesday night at Over The Eight at 10pm.

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OkCupid User: ABoondockSaint4u 28 / M / Straight / Single Red Bank, NJ
My self-summaryMy name is Loeb, I’m a filmmaker and a bit shy til you get to know me. I have a pet snake named Eli after the director Eli Roth.
What I’m doing with my lifeI collect vintage cameras but my prized possession is my customized Red EPIC-M 5k Mysterium-X, which I’m using to film a short film called “Assassin’s Bluff” which is an action-suspense thriller with horror elements. It’s about a gunman with no name who is sent to assassinate a corrupt politician in Boston, and an ex-cop that is first trying to stop him but then helps him. The gunman is from hell, also. I’m currently fundraising on kickstarter, which you can donate to here if you’re awesome: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/92880930/1507526048?token=3ec29692
I have a job as an accountant but the people I work with are completely moronic. Sometimes I think about doing stuff.

I’m really good atWriting and filmmaking. In my film Assassin’s Bluff the plot is non-linear and features several references to Dante’s Inferno. The main character wears nine rings to represent the nine circles of hell. He also only has nine fingers, like me.

The first things people usually notice about meI’m epically tall. Besides that, I’m usually wearing a hat of some kind and keep my hair in a ponytail. I think I have a good style. I wear shorts year round.
I have a satanic symbol tattooed on my leg but I don’t worship satan. Any God is a sham and I would love to talk to you about athiesm but don’t be shocked at how quickly it will escalate to me yelling at you if you’re an idiot.
I’m sort of the inspiration for the main character in my film Assassin’s Bluff. I’m angry all of the time. If you see me and I’m not angry, I’m just hiding it within my soul.


Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodAudition, Blade trilogy, The Boondock Saints, Oldboy, Saw, The Departed, The Town, The Dark Knight (Dark Knight Rises was a travesty and you know it), Deuces Wild, Ringu, House of 1000 Corpses, Lords of Salem, The Machinist, Fight Club, Sin City, Grindhouse, Memento, Drag Me To Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Seven, American History X, Heat, The Sixth Sense, The Prestige, Hostel, Ju-On: The Grudge, The Usual Suspects, all Tarantino, the Jay & Silent Bob movies, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Insidious, The Conjuring, Pulse, Dark Water, Last House on the Left, Cannibal Holocaust, The Devil’s Rejects
I don’t own a TV but I have 17 gigs of Anime and new horror on my hard drive it’s fucking epic
My taste in music is really eclectic, but here’s a sampling: Tool, Dimmu Borgir, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Pantera, Biohazard, A Perfect Circle, Gojira, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Folly, Godsmack, Seether, Biohazard, Lamb Of God, Dispatch, STP, Velvet Revolver, Andrea Bocelli, Five Finger Death Punch, Deftones, some opera
I eat most food
WHY ISN’T THERE A VIDEO GAMES SECTION??? This layout is idiotic.

The six things I could never do withoutEli RothWes CravenQuentin TarantinoPark Chan-WookRob ZombieTroy Duffy

I spend a lot of time thinking aboutMy Kickstarter for Assassin’s Bluff, the empty void in stupid people that they think they fill with faith, how I am like Tyler Durden, the people in the pig masks at the end of Saw V, Suicide Girls, What does Godzilla eat?, how people that read comic books are idiot children, guns, the contents of the briefcase in pulp, #notallmen, a scene in a film I want to make where this pedophile gets eaten by a cannibal FBI agent (he’s not entirely cannibal because he’s half beast), the script for my next feature about a school shooting but also zombies, what’s stopping me from unleashing my wrath on my enemies, and sex :/

On a typical Friday night I amhome.

The most private thing I’m willing to admitI bring a gun to work every day just to exercise self-control.

I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 18–40
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me ifYou can be the yin to my yang. (Sorry I’m looking down at my shirt and the dragon is flying around a yin-yang and this question is stupid.) Also if you want to learn more about my film Assassin’s Bluff.
For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.

OkCupid User: ABoondockSaint4u
28 / M / Straight / Single
Red Bank, NJ

My self-summary
My name is Loeb, I’m a filmmaker and a bit shy til you get to know me. I have a pet snake named Eli after the director Eli Roth.

What I’m doing with my life
I collect vintage cameras but my prized possession is my customized Red EPIC-M 5k Mysterium-X, which I’m using to film a short film called “Assassin’s Bluff” which is an action-suspense thriller with horror elements. It’s about a gunman with no name who is sent to assassinate a corrupt politician in Boston, and an ex-cop that is first trying to stop him but then helps him. The gunman is from hell, also. I’m currently fundraising on kickstarter, which you can donate to here if you’re awesome: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/92880930/1507526048?token=3ec29692

I have a job as an accountant but the people I work with are completely moronic. Sometimes I think about doing stuff.

I’m really good at
Writing and filmmaking. In my film Assassin’s Bluff the plot is non-linear and features several references to Dante’s Inferno. The main character wears nine rings to represent the nine circles of hell. He also only has nine fingers, like me.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m epically tall. Besides that, I’m usually wearing a hat of some kind and keep my hair in a ponytail. I think I have a good style. I wear shorts year round.

I have a satanic symbol tattooed on my leg but I don’t worship satan. Any God is a sham and I would love to talk to you about athiesm but don’t be shocked at how quickly it will escalate to me yelling at you if you’re an idiot.

I’m sort of the inspiration for the main character in my film Assassin’s Bluff. I’m angry all of the time. If you see me and I’m not angry, I’m just hiding it within my soul.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Audition, Blade trilogy, The Boondock Saints, Oldboy, Saw, The Departed, The Town, The Dark Knight (Dark Knight Rises was a travesty and you know it), Deuces Wild, Ringu, House of 1000 Corpses, Lords of Salem, The Machinist, Fight Club, Sin City, Grindhouse, Memento, Drag Me To Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Seven, American History X, Heat, The Sixth Sense, The Prestige, Hostel, Ju-On: The Grudge, The Usual Suspects, all Tarantino, the Jay & Silent Bob movies, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Insidious, The Conjuring, Pulse, Dark Water, Last House on the Left, Cannibal Holocaust, The Devil’s Rejects

I don’t own a TV but I have 17 gigs of Anime and new horror on my hard drive it’s fucking epic

My taste in music is really eclectic, but here’s a sampling: Tool, Dimmu Borgir, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Pantera, Biohazard, A Perfect Circle, Gojira, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Folly, Godsmack, Seether, Biohazard, Lamb Of God, Dispatch, STP, Velvet Revolver, Andrea Bocelli, Five Finger Death Punch, Deftones, some opera

I eat most food

WHY ISN’T THERE A VIDEO GAMES SECTION??? This layout is idiotic.

The six things I could never do without
Eli Roth
Wes Craven
Quentin Tarantino
Park Chan-Wook
Rob Zombie
Troy Duffy

I spend a lot of time thinking about
My Kickstarter for Assassin’s Bluff, the empty void in stupid people that they think they fill with faith, how I am like Tyler Durden, the people in the pig masks at the end of Saw V, Suicide Girls, What does Godzilla eat?, how people that read comic books are idiot children, guns, the contents of the briefcase in pulp, #notallmen, a scene in a film I want to make where this pedophile gets eaten by a cannibal FBI agent (he’s not entirely cannibal because he’s half beast), the script for my next feature about a school shooting but also zombies, what’s stopping me from unleashing my wrath on my enemies, and sex :/

On a typical Friday night I am
home.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I bring a gun to work every day just to exercise self-control.

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
You can be the yin to my yang. (Sorry I’m looking down at my shirt and the dragon is flying around a yin-yang and this question is stupid.) Also if you want to learn more about my film Assassin’s Bluff.

For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.

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Order your cotton candy vodkas, THE TUESDAY SPECIAL is back! Despite last week’s show ending with Bobby Blayze bloodied and beaten by an audience member, Over The Eight has allowed the show to continue. This week, your host will be self-proclaimed “bon vivant of the deluxe” and “straight-up villain” Sweet Daddy Longlegs. He’s bringing his unique blend of POWER, MONEY and SEX to Over The Eight. And he’s not coming alone…
This week’s guests:
Adam Newman (Letterman, Comedy Central Presents)
Dan Chamberlain (Funny or Die, Above Average)
Julio Torres & Lena Einbender
Brandon Scott Wolf
Mo Fry Pas
What is THE TUESDAY SPECIAL? It’s a new FREE weekly show at Over the Eight in Williamsburg every Tuesday at 10pm. The show is NOT hosted by not Brett Davis, but instead one of his horrible characters. Maybe they’ll host comedians, maybe they’ll host non-comedians, but they will certainly make you feel uncomfortable.

Order your cotton candy vodkas, THE TUESDAY SPECIAL is back! Despite last week’s show ending with Bobby Blayze bloodied and beaten by an audience member, Over The Eight has allowed the show to continue. This week, your host will be self-proclaimed “bon vivant of the deluxe” and “straight-up villain” Sweet Daddy Longlegs. He’s bringing his unique blend of POWER, MONEY and SEX to Over The Eight. And he’s not coming alone…

This week’s guests:

  • Adam Newman (Letterman, Comedy Central Presents)
  • Dan Chamberlain (Funny or Die, Above Average)
  • Julio Torres & Lena Einbender
  • Brandon Scott Wolf
  • Mo Fry Pas

What is THE TUESDAY SPECIAL? It’s a new FREE weekly show at Over the Eight in Williamsburg every Tuesday at 10pm. The show is NOT hosted by not Brett Davis, but instead one of his horrible characters. Maybe they’ll host comedians, maybe they’ll host non-comedians, but they will certainly make you feel uncomfortable.

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macaulayculkinshow:

Thanks to everyone for coming out to the June edition of The Macaulay Culkin Show. Special thanks to Leo Allen, Aparna Nancherla, Julio Torres, John Early, Gavin Mcinnes, Megan Neuringer and Cookie Monster (for filling in for Anthony Atamanuik). Apologies for the coked-up self-destruction of Hollywood prince Akiva Smirnoff, who went full Oedipus on Sunday. 

Your homework:

  • Check out Leo Allen on his weekly showcase at UCB, Whiplash.
  • Keep track of Aparna Nancherla on her award-winning Twitter. (I’m not positive if it has won awards but I’m giving it “best twitter” so there.)
  • Follow Jo Firestone’s always-incredible events including Punderdome 3000, Incredible Game Show Showcase, Live Dubbed Sitcoms and more at Meatball Presents.
  • Watch John Early's amazing videos, and keep track of his busy schedule which includes a weekly show at Cake Shop and the always-impressive Showgasm at Ars Nova. 
  • Check out Julio Torres' monthly show Fresh Perspectives at Muchmore's and catch him around the city. 
  • Check out Gavin McInnes’ new film How To Be A Man on Netflix, and his new how-to series here.
  • Catch Megan Neuringer in her many live (and televised!) upcoming appearances on both coasts.
  • Add Akiva Smirnoff as your friend on Facebook.
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A quick reminder to check out The Tuesday Special at Over The Eight, this Tuesday at 10pm! Joe Pera and Maria Heinegg have been added to the lineup along with Murderfist’s Henry Zebrowski, Sam Taggart and Nancy Comedy. And this week’s host: Bobby Blayze!

A quick reminder to check out The Tuesday Special at Over The Eight, this Tuesday at 10pm! Joe Pera and Maria Heinegg have been added to the lineup along with Murderfist’s Henry Zebrowski, Sam Taggart and Nancy Comedy. And this week’s host: Bobby Blayze!

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Now you can see my public shame weekly at Over The Eight, with my new WEEKLY show, The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis. Every week I will hand the show over to one of my friends, maybe Hollywood royalty Akiva Smirnoff, depressed poet John Gentle or purebred hatebeast gRoKKq. Whatever it is, it will be horrid. 

Catch the debut show Tuesday, which will be hosted by wrestling superstar Bobby Blayze! His guests will include:

HENRY ZEBROWSKI (Murderfist, Adult Swim, Wolf of Wall Street)

NANCY COMEDY (The Triplets of Kings County)

SAM TAGGART (Cube)

and wrestling legend “Boogie Boogie” Bingo Blayze!
More to be announced!
Tuesday, June 24th at 10pm - Over The Eight at 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

Now you can see my public shame weekly at Over The Eight, with my new WEEKLY show, The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis. Every week I will hand the show over to one of my friends, maybe Hollywood royalty Akiva Smirnoff, depressed poet John Gentle or purebred hatebeast gRoKKq. Whatever it is, it will be horrid. 

Catch the debut show Tuesday, which will be hosted by wrestling superstar Bobby Blayze! His guests will include:

HENRY ZEBROWSKI (Murderfist, Adult Swim, Wolf of Wall Street)

NANCY COMEDY (The Triplets of Kings County)

SAM TAGGART (Cube)

and wrestling legend “Boogie Boogie” Bingo Blayze!

More to be announced!

Tuesday, June 24th at 10pm - Over The Eight at 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

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Added to this month’s Macaulay Culkin Show on June 22nd: MEGAN NEURINGER and GAVIN MCINNES! 

Megan has been everywhere, from Flight of the Conchords to @midnight to Kroll Show.

Gavin founded Vice Magazine and Street Carnage, wrote How To Piss In Public, stars in the film How To Be A Man and gets everybody mad all the time.
They join Leo Allen, Aparna Nancherla, The Lucas Bros, Jo Firestone, Julio Torres, Anthony Atamanuik, John Early and more in our most packed show yet. It’s June 22nd at Shea Stadium and if you don’t come, you’re gonna be shunned.
UPCOMING SHOWS:
6/12: SCREENERS: A Web Series Screening Loft Party! hosted by The Triplets Of Kings County, Mister Sister, Pair of Pears, Low Budget Sketch Show and never-before-seen footage from the upcoming Bobby Blayze movie!
6/18: You & The Screen VI: Mean Bean Machine (with Joe Pera, Ashley Brooke Roberts, Tynan DeLong, Amy Daulton and hosted by Steven DeSiena & Steve Whalen) at The Creek & The Cave, 10-93 Jackson Ave, Long Island City
6/22: The Macaulay Culkin Show (featuring Leo Allen, Aparna Nancherla, The Lucas Bros, Jo Firestone, Julio Torres, Anthony Atamanuik, John Early, Gavin McInnes, Megan Neuringer, and hosted by me, Sally Burtnick and Brian Mcelroy) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
7/12: Comedy Dreamz (Lineup TBA, hosted by New Dreamz) at Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave, Brooklyn
7/18: Manboobs Comedy (featuring Murderfist, Jo Firestone, hosted by Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy Balon, and Brendan O’Rourke) at Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn
7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (featuring Christian Finnegan, Gary Richardson, New Dreamz & more TBA), at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
PLUS A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SHORTLY…

Added to this month’s Macaulay Culkin Show on June 22nd: MEGAN NEURINGER and GAVIN MCINNES! 

Megan has been everywhere, from Flight of the Conchords to @midnight to Kroll Show.

Gavin founded Vice Magazine and Street Carnage, wrote How To Piss In Public, stars in the film How To Be A Man and gets everybody mad all the time.

They join Leo Allen, Aparna Nancherla, The Lucas Bros, Jo Firestone, Julio Torres, Anthony Atamanuik, John Early and more in our most packed show yet. It’s June 22nd at Shea Stadium and if you don’t come, you’re gonna be shunned.

UPCOMING SHOWS:

  • 6/12: SCREENERS: A Web Series Screening Loft Party! hosted by The Triplets Of Kings County, Mister Sister, Pair of Pears, Low Budget Sketch Show and never-before-seen footage from the upcoming Bobby Blayze movie!
  • 6/18: You & The Screen VI: Mean Bean Machine (with Joe Pera, Ashley Brooke Roberts, Tynan DeLong, Amy Daulton and hosted by Steven DeSiena & Steve Whalen) at The Creek & The Cave, 10-93 Jackson Ave, Long Island City
  • 6/22: The Macaulay Culkin Show (featuring Leo Allen, Aparna Nancherla, The Lucas Bros, Jo Firestone, Julio Torres, Anthony Atamanuik, John Early, Gavin McInnes, Megan Neuringer, and hosted by me, Sally Burtnick and Brian Mcelroy) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
  • 7/12: Comedy Dreamz (Lineup TBA, hosted by New Dreamz) at Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave, Brooklyn
  • 7/18: Manboobs Comedy (featuring Murderfist, Jo Firestone, hosted by Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy Balon, and Brendan O’Rourke) at Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn
  • 7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (featuring Christian Finnegan, Gary Richardson, New Dreamz & more TBA), at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

PLUS A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SHORTLY…

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Brett, Brian and Sally present a sexy summer vaganza, or dare I say EXTRAvaganza with some of our favorites. Since the past few shows have involved a violent physical attack on a guest host, a militaristic invasion and and a purebred hatebeast running amok around Shea Stadium, there’s no telling what may happen this month. We can tell you who you’ll be able to see on June 22nd: This month’s guests:
 LEO ALLEN (SNL, Comedy Central)
 ANTHONY ATAMANUIK (30 Rock, Conan, UCB)
 JOHN EARLY (Ars Nova, Fort Tilden, 30 Rock)
 JO FIRESTONE (Punderdome 3000, UCB)
 THE LUCAS BROS (ADHD, Fallon, Arrested Development)
 APARNA NANCHERLA (Last Comic Standing, Totally Biased)
 JULIO TORRES (Fresh Perspectives)
 and as always your hosts: BRETT DAVIS, SALLY BURTNICK and BRIAN MCELROY (Sybian Liberation Front) AND IT’S JUST $5 BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIKES A DEAL. PLEASE COME.

Brett, Brian and Sally present a sexy summer vaganza, or dare I say EXTRAvaganza with some of our favorites. Since the past few shows have involved a violent physical attack on a guest host, a militaristic invasion and and a purebred hatebeast running amok around Shea Stadium, there’s no telling what may happen this month. We can tell you who you’ll be able to see on June 22nd:

This month’s guests:


LEO ALLEN (SNL, Comedy Central)


ANTHONY ATAMANUIK (30 Rock, Conan, UCB)


JOHN EARLY (Ars Nova, Fort Tilden, 30 Rock)


JO FIRESTONE (Punderdome 3000, UCB)


THE LUCAS BROS (ADHD, Fallon, Arrested Development)


APARNA NANCHERLA (Last Comic Standing, Totally Biased)


JULIO TORRES (Fresh Perspectives)


and as always your hosts:
BRETT DAVIS, SALLY BURTNICK and BRIAN MCELROY (Sybian Liberation Front)

AND IT’S JUST $5 BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIKES A DEAL. PLEASE COME.

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Here is the trailer for BOBBY BLAYZE! Pro wrestling’s high flyin’ babyface superstar Bobby Blayze has overcome many obstacles in life, but he faces the challenge of a lifetime when he steps into the ring with Rikers’ own “Skull Fucker” Harley Tucker. However, with dubious manager Sweet Daddy Longlegs pulling the strings behind the scenes, things get out of control. Check out: 

Stay tuned, you may soon see Bobby Blayze step into the ring live…

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macaulayculkinshow:

Thanks to everybody that came out to Shea for the May edition of The Macaulay Culkin Show! Special thanks to our guests Max Silvestri, Seth Herzog, Bridey Elliott, Joe Rumrill, Anna Drezen, Dan Chamberlain, and Good Cop Great Cop! Also a special thanks to Brian’s creative writing professor from Rutgers, John Gentle, and Sally’s surprise pet (and purebred hate beast) gRokkq!

Your homework:

  • Be sure to pick up Max Silvestri's new album, King Piglet, when it drops on AST Records on June 10th! Also check out Big Terrific every Wednesday at Cameo Gallery!
  • Watch out for Seth Herzog on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, and check out his weekly show, Sweet, at the Slipper Room!
  • Look out for screenings of Bridey Elliott's buzzed-about new film, Fort Tilden, and check out her videos, including her recent Book Talk With Me…And [Adam] Resnick.
  • Anna Drezen is all over town, but check out her show, Second Date at Old Man Hustle!
  • Joe Rumrill can be seen monthly at his monthly show at Muchmore’s called Fresh Perspectives!
  • Dan Chamberlain can be seen on the UCB team Legs For Days and all over Above Average and Funny or Die
  • Good Cop Great Cop are the best and if you haven’t watched their videos yet there is something wrong with you.
  • John Gentle has a Twitter, sorry

Catch us next month, when our guests will include Jo Firestone, Julio Torres, John Early, The Lucas Brothers, Anthony Atamanuik and more TBA! June 22nd! 

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