Mr_Peanut_
91 / M / Bisexual / Single
Preston on Wye, United Kingdom

My self-summary
Listen here, you pathetical nits. I am looking for a wanton woman to satisfy my most vile, fornicative urges. I am only looking for a woman of beauty. You toad-faced porkers need not apply.

What I’m doing with my life
I am the spokesperson for a salty snack food that I technically am. My greed blinds me from the unsettling nature of this career.

I’m really good at
Cane tricks, leaning, tipping my hat.

The first things people usually notice about me
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes

The six things I could never do without
Tophat
Monocle
Gloves
Cane
Shoes
…Monocle string?

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cornering each of my loathsome enemies on a dark street, choking them, beating them with my cane and leaving them to die in the streets.

On a typical Friday night I am
Drowning in both drink and melancholy.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Humans disgust me. You are all nothing but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. Simply vile creatures, all of you.

I’m looking for

• Girls who like guys
• Ages 52-100
• Near me
• For casual sex

You should message me if
You do not have scurvy.

D1LL1GAF
22 / M / Straight / Single
Summerville, South Carolina

My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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‎I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I’m looking for

• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-19
• Located anywhere
• Who are single
• For long-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
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MissinSumPartz
27 / F / Straight / Single
Cave-in-Rock, Illinois

My self-summary
i’m a saucy single lady with an edge looking for soulmate…or at least a guy that can keep up with me!

What I’m doing with my life
going to nursing school. i love helping people because i feel like ive hurt so many in the past. this is my way of giving back.

I’m really good at
sneaking pills from work/not getting in trouble for it!! (not that i haven’t learned many lessons the hard way in the past haha.)

The first things people usually notice about me
my feet. the skin is rough and the toes are long and wide apart but i wouldnt call them “bird feet” haha. they do hurt me when im unmedicated, but thats usually not a problem.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my favorite author of all time is james patterson

action movies because of the hot guys and chick flicks because it gives me a good excuse to cry :P

i dont like music, i’ve had bad experiences with it

i just recently tried indian food. now i can’t get enough of it!

The six things I could never do without
the bus
codeine
deviantart
orthopedic nurse shoes
demerol
GPS!!

I spend a lot of time thinking about
my f’d up sexual history and my job at the hospital leads to some pretty messed up day/nightdreams about patients.

On a typical Friday night I am
getting my drink/pills on and dreaming the night away.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a very jealous/juggalo ex-boyfriend. his name is jay and he’s my best friend. you need to understand that he’s going to be on your ass when you come around me. if youre a good guy you’ll win in the end…and the fight turns me on lol.

I’m looking for

• Guys who like girls
• Ages 18-42
• Near me
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
you have a wheelchair. (it’s my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)

C_A_S_K
25 / M / Bisexual / Single
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

My self-summary
I’m CASK (short for casket). I am a bi-curious pagan/vegan trans-humanoid.

What I’m doing with my life
I do graphic design and reception for a cybergoth fashion company called FUTURSTATE.

I’m really good at
If being who you are is a sin perhaps its time 2 change gods.

The first things people usually notice about me
I used to have big green dreadlocks with computer wires weaved into them but I took them out for health reasons. Now I suppose my eyes.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HP Lovecraft, Artemis Fowl, The Necronomicon (digital edition)

The Animatrix, City of Lost Children, The Crow, Blade trilogy, Lawnmower Man, Hackers, Akira, Minority Report, Johnny Mnemonic, Blade Runner

Aeon Flux, Deus Ex, Serial Experiments Lain, Cowboy Bebop

Rammstein, Combichrist, NiN, Wumpscut, PeroxWHY?gen, Suicide Commando, Apoptygma Berserk, Type O Negative, Neuroticfish, Rottersand, mind.in.a.box, Icon of Coil, Assemblage 23, VNV Nation, Funker Vogt, LMFAO, Hardstep, (most) EBM, IDM, and some Hard trance

Morningstar Farms

The six things I could never do without
my New Rocks
goggles
PeTA
trenchie (my coat)
gas mask
my dog Fred

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ethical treatment of animals and what it would be like to make love to a machine.

On a typical Friday night I am
Hyper digital ideas. Hard electronic.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a prince albert.

I’m looking for

• Guys and girls who like bi guys
• Ages 18-20
• Near me
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
Your fetish is steel.