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He lives beyond the grace of God…a wanderer in the outer darkness. He is vampyr…nosferatu. A creature that will not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. He is the Devil’s concubine. The purity of evil.

And now, the Count of Dracul shall not only feast on blood but also laughter. For he has been taking stand-up comedy classes with Rick Crom in a concrete crypt known as the Comedy Cellar. He has crossed oceans of time to host this show and invites you to be his guest…Beware:
Doogie Horner
Nimesh Patel
Carolyn Busa
Steve Whalen
Kat Toledo
What is THE TUESDAY SPECIAL? It’s a new FREE weekly show at Over the Eight in Williamsburg every Tuesday at 10pm. The show is NOT hosted by Brett Davis, but instead one of his horrible characters. From there, the show can take on any format, but they will certainly make you feel uncomfortable.
UPCOMING SHOWS:
9/2: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Doogie Horner, Nimesh Patel, Carolyn Busa, Steve Whalen & Kat Toledo) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/3: Big Terrific (hosted by Max Silvestri) at Cameo Gallery, 93 North 6th Street, Brooklyn
9/4: The Super Secret Show (with KC Arora, Matt Lynch, Tim Duffy, Pauline Herveaux and hosted by Joon Chung) somewhere in Staten Island!
9/8: Side Ponytail (with Seth Cockfield, Amy Garson-Camden, Carrie Gravenson, Chelsea Taylor, David Temple, Tommy Pope and hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/9: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Julia Johns, Janelle James, Chris Aurilio & Ryan Bennett) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/16: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Cory Palmer, Dom Manzolillo, Ike Ufomadu, Matt Stowe & Joon Chung) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/20: VHS (hosted by Angel Yau) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn
9/21: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Dave Hill, Greg Barris, Giulia Rozzi, Sam Taggart, Lorelei Ramirez, Good Cop Great Cop and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
9/23: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Katie Hannigan, Christi Chello, David Ageykum, Simmons McDavid & Joel Weidl) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
He lives beyond the grace of God…a wanderer in the outer darkness. He is vampyr…nosferatu. A creature that will not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. He is the Devil’s concubine. The purity of evil.

And now, the Count of Dracul shall not only feast on blood but also laughter. For he has been taking stand-up comedy classes with Rick Crom in a concrete crypt known as the Comedy Cellar. He has crossed oceans of time to host this show and invites you to be his guest…

Beware:

  • Doogie Horner
  • Nimesh Patel
  • Carolyn Busa
  • Steve Whalen
  • Kat Toledo

What is THE TUESDAY SPECIAL? It’s a new FREE weekly show at Over the Eight in Williamsburg every Tuesday at 10pm. The show is NOT hosted by Brett Davis, but instead one of his horrible characters. From there, the show can take on any format, but they will certainly make you feel uncomfortable.

UPCOMING SHOWS:

9/2: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Doogie Horner, Nimesh Patel, Carolyn Busa, Steve Whalen & Kat Toledo) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/3: Big Terrific (hosted by Max Silvestri) at Cameo Gallery, 93 North 6th Street, Brooklyn

9/4: The Super Secret Show (with KC Arora, Matt Lynch, Tim Duffy, Pauline Herveaux and hosted by Joon Chung) somewhere in Staten Island!

9/8: Side Ponytail (with Seth Cockfield, Amy Garson-Camden, Carrie Gravenson, Chelsea Taylor, David Temple, Tommy Pope and hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/9: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Julia Johns, Janelle James, Chris Aurilio & Ryan Bennett) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/16: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Cory Palmer, Dom Manzolillo, Ike Ufomadu, Matt Stowe & Joon Chung) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/20: VHS (hosted by Angel Yau) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn

9/21: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Dave Hill, Greg Barris, Giulia Rozzi, Sam Taggart, Lorelei Ramirez, Good Cop Great Cop and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

9/23: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Katie Hannigan, Christi Chello, David Ageykum, Simmons McDavid & Joel Weidl) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

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This was definitely the biggest and wildest edition of The Macaulay Culkin Show yet! Shea Stadium was at capacity to witness everything from Jon Glaser’s ode to dick safety, to Steven DeSiena’s smash hit “Pizza Girl" to live art from Yoko Ono, to surprise guest Chris Gethard who let off a little pre-wedding steam. 

  • Emmy Blotnick (@emmyblotnick) performs stand-up all over town. Check out videos and more at her website!
  • See Dan Chamberlain (@amfmpm) on UCB’s Maude Night, and watch the numerous sketches he’s been in on his website!
  • "Pizza man" Steven DeSiena (@sdesiena) hosts a very unique monthly show called You & The Screen with “Mr. Jokes” Steve Whalen, as well as No Jokes Allowed! He loves red peppers.
  • Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) writes for Reductress and is really good at Twitter.
  • Yoko Ono, aka Bridey Elliott (@brideylee) hosts a Friday night show at Over The Eight called Hold On To Your Underwear, and stars in the acclaimed indie comedy Fort Tilden.
  • Jo Firestone (@kingfirestorm) hosts tons of one-of-a-kind shows and events, including Punderdome 3000, Incredible Game Show Showcase and more, which you can follow at Meatball Presents.
  • Chris Gethard (@ChrisGethard) hosts the wildly popular Chris Gethard Show on MNN. Check out My Comedy Album out on Don Giovanni Records, and his book, A Bad Idea I’m About To Do.
  • Good Cop Great Cop (@goodcopgreatcop) consists of Charlie Hankin and Matt Porter. They are currently producing a webseries for Comedy Central called New Timers. Catch their new show, Nancy Pelosi, at UCB and watch their amazing videos
  • Jon Glaser has a new series coming soon to Adult Swim, and you can watch him on Parks & Recreation and Girls.
  • Dan Licata (@danlicatasucks), Joe Pera (@josephpera) & Charles Gould (@middlekidgould) host The Dan + Joe + Charles Show at UCB East. Check out The Perfect Week and Charles, By The Way online.
  • Manboobs Comedy (@manboobscomedy) is comprised of Danny Tamberelli, Jeremy Balon & Brendan O’Rourke. Watch their videos online!
  • Will Miles (@mrwillmiles) performs all over New York City. His new show, Comedy Noir, is Tuesdays at the Ange Noir Cafe in Bushwick.
  • Murderfist (@murderfist) have been featured in the New York Times, Paste Magazine and were called the “Best Sketch Comedy Group in New York” by the Village Voice. See their monthly show at The PIT and watch their amazing sketches online.
  • Megan Neuringer (@meganneuringer) has appeared on Kroll Show, @midnight and many other shows and films and web videos you love.
  • Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) & Julio Torres (@juliothesquare) host Fresh Perspectives at Muchmore’s in Brooklyn.
  • Brooke Van Poppelen (@bvpcomedy) has appeared on TV a bunch, but you can see her live every week at Dive Comedy at Freddy’s in Park Slope.
  • Check out Brett Davis (@thebrettster) and Sally Burtnick (@sallysputnick) next month! The Macaulay Culkin Show will return on September 21st! Also, Brett hosts a weekly show called The Tuesday Special. Come to that, please.
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Fresh out of a zany stay in the Betty Ford Center, hilarious comedian Akiva Smirnoff (son of Yakov Smirnoff, Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed, ion Television’s Criminal Minds) brings his unique Los Angeles point of view to the Big Apple for the NYC Comedy Showcase, presented by Byron Allen, Maurice Sims Productions, Experion Talent & MyStarKid Management. Akiva’s hilarious takes on dating, sex, pop culture, entertainment, celebrities, Hollywood, the 1990’s and more will leave you laughing! His hilarious jokes and devil-may-care attitude make him one of Los Angeles “Bad Boys of Comedy” and he is sure to bring that to New York with his hilarious stand-up comedy and a selection of New York’s most hilarious stand-up comics.WITH HILARIOUS STAND-UP COMEDY FROM:
Greg Johnson (Daniel Grey Talent)
Good Cop Great Cop (The Marsh Agency)
Eddie Brawley (ILN Talent Partners)
Colin Michael Fitzgerald Burgess (Burgess Talent)
Tabitha Vidaurri (Rebel Entertainment Talent Partners)
Malwina Andruczyk (REIGN Artists)

UPCOMING SHOWS:


8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn
8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Jon Glaser, Brooke Van Poppelen, Murderfist, Joe Pera, Bridey Elliott, Jo Firestone, Megan Neuringer, Manboobs Comedy, Emmy Blotnick, Good Cop Great Cop, Julio Torres, Charles Gould, Anna Drezen, Will Miles, Dan Chamberlain, Joe Rumrill, Dan Licata, Steven DeSiena & Dan Chamberlain and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
8/25: Fresh Perspectives (with Jo Firestone, Reid Faylor, Chelsea Davidson, Aaron Jackson, Business Computer, Ruby McCollister, Gary Vider, Justin Grace and hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn
8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Greg Johnson, Good Cop Great Cop, Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley & Malwina Andruczyk) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/27: Adelina’s Comedy Night (with Brooke Van Poppelen, Rose Luardo and hosted by Malwina Andruczyk) at Adelina’s, 159 Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn
8/28: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn
8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (with Dave Hill, Reid Faylor & hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York
9/2: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Doogie Horner, Nimesh Patel, Carolyn Busa, Steve Whalen & Kat Toledo) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/4: The Super Secret Show (with KC Arora, Matt Lynch, Tim Duffy, Pauline Herveaux and hosted by Joon Chung) somewhere in Staten Island!
9/8: Side Ponytail (with Seth Cockfield, Amy Garson-Camden, Carrie Gravenson, Chelsea Taylor, David Temple, Tommy Pope and hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/9: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Julia Johns, Janelle James, Chris Aurilio & Ryan Bennett) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/16: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Cory Palmer, Dom Manzolillo, Ike Ufomadu, Matt Stowe & Joon Chung) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/20: VHS (hosted by Angel Yau) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn
9/21: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Dave Hill, Greg Barris, Giulia Rozzi, Sam Taggart and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
9/23: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Katie Hannigan, Christi Chello, David Ageykum, Simmons McDavid & Joel Weidl) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

Fresh out of a zany stay in the Betty Ford Center, hilarious comedian Akiva Smirnoff (son of Yakov Smirnoff, Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed, ion Television’s Criminal Minds) brings his unique Los Angeles point of view to the Big Apple for the NYC Comedy Showcase, presented by Byron Allen, Maurice Sims Productions, Experion Talent & MyStarKid Management. 

Akiva’s hilarious takes on dating, sex, pop culture, entertainment, celebrities, Hollywood, the 1990’s and more will leave you laughing! His hilarious jokes and devil-may-care attitude make him one of Los Angeles “Bad Boys of Comedy” and he is sure to bring that to New York with his hilarious stand-up comedy and a selection of New York’s most hilarious stand-up comics.

WITH HILARIOUS STAND-UP COMEDY FROM:

  • Greg Johnson (Daniel Grey Talent)
  • Good Cop Great Cop (The Marsh Agency)
  • Eddie Brawley (ILN Talent Partners)
  • Colin Michael Fitzgerald Burgess (Burgess Talent)
  • Tabitha Vidaurri (Rebel Entertainment Talent Partners)
  • Malwina Andruczyk (REIGN Artists)

UPCOMING SHOWS:

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn

8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Jon Glaser, Brooke Van Poppelen, Murderfist, Joe Pera, Bridey Elliott, Jo Firestone, Megan Neuringer, Manboobs Comedy, Emmy Blotnick, Good Cop Great Cop, Julio Torres, Charles Gould, Anna Drezen, Will Miles, Dan Chamberlain, Joe Rumrill, Dan Licata, Steven DeSiena & Dan Chamberlain and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

8/25: Fresh Perspectives (with Jo Firestone, Reid Faylor, Chelsea Davidson, Aaron Jackson, Business Computer, Ruby McCollister, Gary Vider, Justin Grace and hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn

8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Greg Johnson, Good Cop Great Cop, Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley & Malwina Andruczyk) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/27: Adelina’s Comedy Night (with Brooke Van Poppelen, Rose Luardo and hosted by Malwina Andruczyk) at Adelina’s, 159 Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn

8/28: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn

8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (with Dave Hill, Reid Faylor & hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York

9/2: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Doogie Horner, Nimesh Patel, Carolyn Busa, Steve Whalen & Kat Toledo) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/4: The Super Secret Show (with KC Arora, Matt Lynch, Tim Duffy, Pauline Herveaux and hosted by Joon Chung) somewhere in Staten Island!

9/8: Side Ponytail (with Seth Cockfield, Amy Garson-Camden, Carrie Gravenson, Chelsea Taylor, David Temple, Tommy Pope and hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/9: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Julia Johns, Janelle James, Chris Aurilio & Ryan Bennett) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/16: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Cory Palmer, Dom Manzolillo, Ike Ufomadu, Matt Stowe & Joon Chung) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/20: VHS (hosted by Angel Yau) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn

9/21: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Dave Hill, Greg Barris, Giulia Rozzi, Sam Taggart and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

9/23: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Katie Hannigan, Christi Chello, David Ageykum, Simmons McDavid & Joel Weidl) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

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A night of comedy and romance awaits you at Over The Eight with The OkCupid Experiment. Since OkCupid has been experimenting on you, host Brett Davis feels no shame experimenting with OkCupid. We’ll explore real relationships, fake profiles and much more. Live speed dating! Romantic games! Prizes if you bring an OkCupid date!
In the event of a lawsuit, I can assure you we’ll at least have comedy from:
Will Miles
Brendan Fitzgibbons
Angel Yau
Mike Abrusci
Ana Fabrega
UPCOMING SHOWS:

8/18: Unisex and Friends (with Max Fox, Billy Bob Thompson & hosted by Unisex) at at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St
8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Will Miles, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Angel Yau, Ana Fabrega & Mike Abrusci) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn
8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Jon Glaser, Dave Hill, Brooke Van Poppelen, Murderfist, Joe Pera, Bridey Elliott, Jo Firestone, Megan Neuringer, Manboobs Comedy, Emmy Blotnick, Good Cop Great Cop, Julio Torres, Charles Gould, Anna Drezen, Will Miles, Dan Chamberlain, Joe Rumrill, Dan Licata, Steven DeSiena & Dan Chamberlain and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
8/25: Fresh Perspectives (with Jo Firestone, Reid Faylor, Chelsea Davidson, Aaron Jackson, Business Computer, Ruby McCollister, Gary Vider, Justin Grace and hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn
8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Greg Johnson, Good Cop Great Cop, Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley & Malwina Andruczyk) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/27: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn
8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York
9/2: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Doogie Horner, Nimesh Patel, Carolyn Busa, Steve Whalen & Kat Toledo) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/4: Staten Island Comedy Show (hosted by Joon Chung) in Staten Island!
9/8: Side Ponytail (hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/9: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Julia Johns, Janelle James, Chris Aurilio & Ryan Bennett) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
9/16: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Cory Palmer, Dom Manzolillo, Ike Ufomadu, Matt Stowe & Joon Chung) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

A night of comedy and romance awaits you at Over The Eight with The OkCupid Experiment. Since OkCupid has been experimenting on you, host Brett Davis feels no shame experimenting with OkCupid. We’ll explore real relationships, fake profiles and much more. Live speed dating! Romantic games! Prizes if you bring an OkCupid date!

In the event of a lawsuit, I can assure you we’ll at least have comedy from:

  • Will Miles
  • Brendan Fitzgibbons
  • Angel Yau
  • Mike Abrusci
  • Ana Fabrega

UPCOMING SHOWS:

8/18: Unisex and Friends (with Max Fox, Billy Bob Thompson & hosted by Unisex) at at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St

8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Will Miles, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Angel Yau, Ana Fabrega & Mike Abrusci) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn

8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Jon Glaser, Dave Hill, Brooke Van Poppelen, Murderfist, Joe Pera, Bridey Elliott, Jo Firestone, Megan Neuringer, Manboobs Comedy, Emmy Blotnick, Good Cop Great Cop, Julio Torres, Charles Gould, Anna Drezen, Will Miles, Dan Chamberlain, Joe Rumrill, Dan Licata, Steven DeSiena & Dan Chamberlain and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

8/25: Fresh Perspectives (with Jo Firestone, Reid Faylor, Chelsea Davidson, Aaron Jackson, Business Computer, Ruby McCollister, Gary Vider, Justin Grace and hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn

8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Greg Johnson, Good Cop Great Cop, Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley & Malwina Andruczyk) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/27: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn

8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York

9/2: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Doogie Horner, Nimesh Patel, Carolyn Busa, Steve Whalen & Kat Toledo) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/4: Staten Island Comedy Show (hosted by Joon Chung) in Staten Island!

9/8: Side Ponytail (hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/9: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Julia Johns, Janelle James, Chris Aurilio & Ryan Bennett) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

9/16: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Cory Palmer, Dom Manzolillo, Ike Ufomadu, Matt Stowe & Joon Chung) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

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wqqt wqqt if your not down wit da clownz den you better fuckin not come to over tha 8 this tuezday becase juggalo magician BUSTA NUT will be doin his wickedass magic for u in a wickedass night of comedey and magick. tuesdays the juggalos unite and fuckin if ur assed out dont worry cuz its a FREE show. and we got sum mad pimp ass ninjas bringin the funny to ya ass and we will bond and shit:This Week:
Shakir Standley
Mikey Heller
Seth Pompi
Dan Fox
Alison Zeidman
UPCOMING SHOWS:
8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Shakir Standley, Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman & Seth Pompi) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/18: Unisex and Friends (with Max Fox, Billy Bob Thompson & hosted by Unisex) at at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St
8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Will Miles, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Angel Yau, Ana Fabrega & Mike Abrusci) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn
8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Jon Glaser, Dave Hill, Brooke Van Poppelen, Murderfist, Joe Pera, Bridey Elliott, Jo Firestone, Megan Neuringer, Manboobs Comedy, Emmy Blotnick, Good Cop Great Cop, Julio Torres, Charles Gould, Anna Drezen, Will Miles, Dan Chamberlain, Joe Rumrill, Dan Licata, Steven DeSiena & Dan Chamberlain and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
8/25: Fresh Perspectives (hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn
8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Greg Johnson, Good Cop Great Cop, Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley & Malwina Andruczyk) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/27: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn
8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York
9/4: Staten Island Comedy Show (hosted by Joon Chung) in Staten Island!
9/8: Side Ponytail (hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

wqqt wqqt if your not down wit da clownz den you better fuckin not come to over tha 8 this tuezday becase juggalo magician BUSTA NUT will be doin his wickedass magic for u in a wickedass night of comedey and magick. 

tuesdays the juggalos unite and fuckin if ur assed out dont worry cuz its a FREE show. and we got sum mad pimp ass ninjas bringin the funny to ya ass and we will bond and shit:

This Week:

  • Shakir Standley
  • Mikey Heller
  • Seth Pompi
  • Dan Fox
  • Alison Zeidman

UPCOMING SHOWS:

8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Shakir Standley, Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman & Seth Pompi) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/18: Unisex and Friends (with Max Fox, Billy Bob Thompson & hosted by Unisex) at at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St

8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Will Miles, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Angel Yau, Ana Fabrega & Mike Abrusci) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn

8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (with Jon Glaser, Dave Hill, Brooke Van Poppelen, Murderfist, Joe Pera, Bridey Elliott, Jo Firestone, Megan Neuringer, Manboobs Comedy, Emmy Blotnick, Good Cop Great Cop, Julio Torres, Charles Gould, Anna Drezen, Will Miles, Dan Chamberlain, Joe Rumrill, Dan Licata, Steven DeSiena & Dan Chamberlain and hosted by Brett Davis & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

8/25: Fresh Perspectives (hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn

8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Greg Johnson, Good Cop Great Cop, Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley & Malwina Andruczyk) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/27: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn

8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York

9/4: Staten Island Comedy Show (hosted by Joon Chung) in Staten Island!

9/8: Side Ponytail (hosted by Carolyn Busa) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

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OkCupid User: ShareOurLove29 • F • Rockaway, NJ

My self-summaryI’m female 29 bi, my husband is 34 straight. We’re a couple looking for FFM, generally between 25 to 40 to spice things up. We’re outdoorsy history buffs and we love cooking. We’re obviously open to new things but we’re looking for someone open to a very specific thing. We will want to meet you on Skype before meeting in person.What I’m doing with my life


We love to travel and we are always hiking, swimming and museuming. Past trips have included journeys to the UK, Russia and Brazil. We recently moved into a condo and had to give up our dog (we got him as a puppy—he was a rescue dog) to my mother because the landlord doesn’t allow pets. My hubby has been taking improv classes in New York City and I’m trying to get pregnant. This is all we talk about lately.
I’m really good at

I think I’m an excellent cook, although my husband continues to refer to himself as “grillmaster” whenever we have cookouts. Our neighbor Jesus (pronounced “hey-zoos”) often joins us at dinner because he divorcing and likes the company.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Him: Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, Bukowski, Heart of Darkness, Vonnegut, Hunter S. ThompsonMe: James Joyce, Da Vinci Code, Catch 22, BibleHim: Beetlejuice, Human Centipede, Star Wars, The Avengers, Wet Hot American Summer, The Artist, Life Is BeautifulMe: The Notebook, Royal Tenenbaums, Annie Hall, Human Centipede, Hot FuzzHim & Me: Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development (we only have Netflix)Him: The Kinks, Kiss, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pink Floyd, Phish, Grateful Dead, jazzMe: Pulp, Blur, OasisFood: Don’t get us started.The six things I could never do without

Good ingredientsSuitcases (for travel)SunscreeniPhonesThe apparatus.UmbrellasOn a typical Friday night I am

Either going camping, cooking a delicious meal at home or Netflixing. We just watched the new Planet of the Apes and had a lengthy discussion about the social issues it brought up. Lots of symbolism there.You should message me if

Here’s what we’re looking for…We’ll set an appointment for the date, ideally while I’m ovulating, because I’m trying to have a baby.You will come to the house wearing something white that you don’t mind getting dirty, but is more than just a ratty old t-shirt and sweats. We’ll touch base and sign consent forms and then you’ll get into a small cage. We’ll go about our business as if you are a puppy we just adopted from the pound (actually in this scenario, you’re a monkey but at this point you could be anything, more on this later).Me and my husband will cook a meal (TBD, but probably Mexican or Indian) and make a plate for you that you eat with just your face. After a while my husband will initiate sex with me and you’ll watch from the cage. YOU DO NOT SPEAK AT ANY POINT DURING THIS unless you need to say your safe word, which is “Lazarus.”Next, we will free you from the cage and you attack my husband for imprisoning you. At this point you’re acting like a monkey (see Andy Serkis’ mocap performance as Caesar for inspiration). You knock him over and pound on your chest, then we will sexwrestle and you will choke me until my husband stops you. He is intimately familiar with my tolerance levels so it’s imperative you don’t stop until he tells you to.He will stop you by hitting you in the head with a souvenir shillelagh we got in Kilkenny. You will play dead while he gets in a “zone” (he will be very believable because he has been taking the classes). My husband will pull out something to chop you up with, but then he will decide to have sex with your “corpse” while I lay motionless. He’ll start with some light goreplay, but you don’t move or make any noises (except maybe a “coo” here and there).Then, my husband will initiate a scene where you’re suddenly an angel. It’s not scripted so you can play around with improvisation. Remember the first rule is to say “yes and” to anything he says. My husband will zip zap zop you until your first orgasm. Then you put on the wings.You will Roma Downey me, which brings me back to life. I will tie you down in a chair and my husband will oral you. I kiss my husband after this and then we all romantically kiss while rubbing a numbing agent on each others’ butts and faces. Warning: the numbing agent smells like sulfur.At this point you can drop the monkey act, because you will need the precision of a human to strap on…the apparatus.You will insert the apparatus which is powered by kinetic energy created by you doing kegels. It will electrocute us. Be careful!Here’s the weird part…our neighbor Jesus (“hey-zoos”) will human centipede us (safely) and leave again while we’ll have some kinky fun crawling around the house. Once we’re all too exhausted, we sit and eat and watch Netflix (Lilyhammer?) until you have to poop and, well, you know how that goes.We will pretend to die and you drag our bodies out into the street like you’re escaping. Jesus (“hey-zoos”) will run out of his house and good samaritan us by cutting us loose from the stitches. You will be taken to a nearby hospital if need be. We will pretend like we are dead until you are out of sight.We’re looking forward to meeting and sharing our love with you!For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.

OkCupid User: ShareOurLove
29  F  Rockaway, NJ

My self-summary
I’m female 29 bi, my husband is 34 straight. We’re a couple looking for FFM, generally between 25 to 40 to spice things up. We’re outdoorsy history buffs and we love cooking. We’re obviously open to new things but we’re looking for someone open to a very specific thing. We will want to meet you on Skype before meeting in person.

What I’m doing with my life
We love to travel and we are always hiking, swimming and museuming. Past trips have included journeys to the UK, Russia and Brazil. We recently moved into a condo and had to give up our dog (we got him as a puppy—he was a rescue dog) to my mother because the landlord doesn’t allow pets. My hubby has been taking improv classes in New York City and I’m trying to get pregnant. This is all we talk about lately.

I’m really good at
I think I’m an excellent cook, although my husband continues to refer to himself as “grillmaster” whenever we have cookouts. Our neighbor Jesus (pronounced “hey-zoos”) often joins us at dinner because he divorcing and likes the company.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Him: Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, Bukowski, Heart of Darkness, Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson
Me: James Joyce, Da Vinci Code, Catch 22, Bible

Him: Beetlejuice, Human Centipede, Star Wars, The Avengers, Wet Hot American Summer, The Artist, Life Is Beautiful
Me: The Notebook, Royal Tenenbaums, Annie Hall, Human Centipede, Hot Fuzz

Him & Me: Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development (we only have Netflix)

Him: The Kinks, Kiss, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pink Floyd, Phish, Grateful Dead, jazz
Me: Pulp, Blur, Oasis

Food: Don’t get us started.

The six things I could never do without
Good ingredients
Suitcases (for travel)
Sunscreen
iPhones
The apparatus.
Umbrellas

On a typical Friday night I am
Either going camping, cooking a delicious meal at home or Netflixing. We just watched the new Planet of the Apes and had a lengthy discussion about the social issues it brought up. Lots of symbolism there.

You should message me if
Here’s what we’re looking for…

We’ll set an appointment for the date, ideally while I’m ovulating, because I’m trying to have a baby.

You will come to the house wearing something white that you don’t mind getting dirty, but is more than just a ratty old t-shirt and sweats. We’ll touch base and sign consent forms and then you’ll get into a small cage. We’ll go about our business as if you are a puppy we just adopted from the pound (actually in this scenario, you’re a monkey but at this point you could be anything, more on this later).

Me and my husband will cook a meal (TBD, but probably Mexican or Indian) and make a plate for you that you eat with just your face. After a while my husband will initiate sex with me and you’ll watch from the cage. YOU DO NOT SPEAK AT ANY POINT DURING THIS unless you need to say your safe word, which is “Lazarus.”

Next, we will free you from the cage and you attack my husband for imprisoning you. At this point you’re acting like a monkey (see Andy Serkis’ mocap performance as Caesar for inspiration). You knock him over and pound on your chest, then we will sexwrestle and you will choke me until my husband stops you. He is intimately familiar with my tolerance levels so it’s imperative you don’t stop until he tells you to.

He will stop you by hitting you in the head with a souvenir shillelagh we got in Kilkenny. You will play dead while he gets in a “zone” (he will be very believable because he has been taking the classes). My husband will pull out something to chop you up with, but then he will decide to have sex with your “corpse” while I lay motionless. He’ll start with some light goreplay, but you don’t move or make any noises (except maybe a “coo” here and there).

Then, my husband will initiate a scene where you’re suddenly an angel. It’s not scripted so you can play around with improvisation. Remember the first rule is to say “yes and” to anything he says. My husband will zip zap zop you until your first orgasm. Then you put on the wings.

You will Roma Downey me, which brings me back to life. I will tie you down in a chair and my husband will oral you. I kiss my husband after this and then we all romantically kiss while rubbing a numbing agent on each others’ butts and faces. Warning: the numbing agent smells like sulfur.

At this point you can drop the monkey act, because you will need the precision of a human to strap on…the apparatus.

You will insert the apparatus which is powered by kinetic energy created by you doing kegels. It will electrocute us. Be careful!

Here’s the weird part…our neighbor Jesus (“hey-zoos”) will human centipede us (safely) and leave again while we’ll have some kinky fun crawling around the house. Once we’re all too exhausted, we sit and eat and watch Netflix (Lilyhammer?) until you have to poop and, well, you know how that goes.

We will pretend to die and you drag our bodies out into the street like you’re escaping. Jesus (“hey-zoos”) will run out of his house and good samaritan us by cutting us loose from the stitches. You will be taken to a nearby hospital if need be. We will pretend like we are dead until you are out of sight.

We’re looking forward to meeting and sharing our love with you!

For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.
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And now, a few short poems by John Gentle…
John Gentle is an adjunct literature professor currently teaching at TCNJ for the summer. His new collection of poems “Parkway Pleasures and Turnpike Terrors” will be available at his table at the Geraldine R. Dodge poetry festival in Morristown, NJ. John is currently single and available for romantic dates.
Though you’re in an empty home,You don’t need to eat meals alone,Place a mirror on a chair,It’s like someone’s sitting there.
- “Mirror” by John Gentle, 2014
It’s what I’ve been waiting for, My own little holy grail, I made a donation,To a PBS station,And my tote bag arrived in the mail.
- “Arrival” by John Gentle, 2014
When invited to a funeral,I put on a tie that is funny,Because in a sea of dreary black,It’s nice to see a Bugs Bunny.
- “Levity” by John Gentle, 2014
If I wasn’t sadWould they just call me a sack? Well they wouldn’t call it peepingIf she just smiled back.
- “Looking Through A Window” by John Gentle, 2014
I want to buy a foot bath, My feet are rough and dry, It would be a treat, To soak my feet, After my nightly cry.
- “Foot Bath” by John Gentle, 2014
Hearing Terry Gross’ voice,Does crazy things to me,Smoother than silk,And flowing like milk,A soundtrack to my fantasy,Of having sex on a grotto,A passion becoming unruly,Me and Ms. Gross,Getting real close,With no interruptions from David Bianculli.
- “Terry Gross” by John Gentle, 2014
If this were a see-saw,This bench would be no fun,But if a stranger fills this seat,A friend they may become.
- “Lonely At The Park” by John Gentle, 2014
Sometimes I call 911,To hear a voice on the line,You tell them your fears,They’ll lend you an ear,And tell you that it will be fine.
- “Help” by John Gentle, 2014
Stella D’oro Breakfast Treats, I always eat a fistful, I love the taste, And if I stuff my face, I won’t have room for a pistol.
- “Stella D’oro” by John Gentle, 2014

And now, a few short poems by John Gentle

John Gentle is an adjunct literature professor currently teaching at TCNJ for the summer. His new collection of poems “Parkway Pleasures and Turnpike Terrors” will be available at his table at the Geraldine R. Dodge poetry festival in Morristown, NJ. John is currently single and available for romantic dates.

Though you’re in an empty home,
You don’t need to eat meals alone,
Place a mirror on a chair,
It’s like someone’s sitting there.

- “Mirror” by John Gentle, 2014

It’s what I’ve been waiting for, 
My own little holy grail, 
I made a donation,
To a PBS station,
And my tote bag arrived in the mail.

- “Arrival” by John Gentle, 2014

When invited to a funeral,
I put on a tie that is funny,
Because in a sea of dreary black,
It’s nice to see a Bugs Bunny.

- “Levity” by John Gentle, 2014

If I wasn’t sad
Would they just call me a sack?
Well they wouldn’t call it peeping
If she just smiled back.

- “Looking Through A Window” by John Gentle, 2014

I want to buy a foot bath,
My feet are rough and dry,
It would be a treat,
To soak my feet,
After my nightly cry.

- “Foot Bath” by John Gentle, 2014

Hearing Terry Gross’ voice,
Does crazy things to me,
Smoother than silk,
And flowing like milk,
A soundtrack to my fantasy,
Of having sex on a grotto,
A passion becoming unruly,
Me and Ms. Gross,
Getting real close,
With no interruptions from David Bianculli.

- “Terry Gross” by John Gentle, 2014

If this were a see-saw,
This bench would be no fun,
But if a stranger fills this seat,
A friend they may become.

- “Lonely At The Park” by John Gentle, 2014

Sometimes I call 911,
To hear a voice on the line,
You tell them your fears,
They’ll lend you an ear,
And tell you that it will be fine.

- “Help” by John Gentle, 2014

Stella D’oro Breakfast Treats,
I always eat a fistful,
I love the taste,
And if I stuff my face,
I won’t have room for a pistol.

- “Stella D’oro” by John Gentle, 2014

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macaulayculkinshow:

Rub on your sunscreen, grab your neon v-neck shirts and big floppy hats, and TRY TO KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ON ALL THAT MOLLY because The Macaulay Culkin Show is throwing a summer comedy fest! 

20+ acts will be in attendance, each performing 5 minute sets where anything goes. American hero Jon Glaser joins Brett & Sally and some of their favorite Macaulay Culkin Show alumni from the past several months!

The lineup includes:
JON GLASER (Delocated, Parks & Rec, Girls, Conan)
DAVE HILL (WFMU’s Goddamn Dave Hill Show)
BROOKE VAN POPPELEN (Comedy Central)
MURDERFIST (Adult Swim)
JOE PERA (Jash’s The Perfect Week)
BRIDEY ELLIOTT (Fort Tilden)
JO FIRESTONE (Punderdome 3000)
MEGAN NEURINGER (@midnight, Kroll Show)
MANBOOBS COMEDY (Comedy Central)
EMMY BLOTNICK (Best Week Ever)
GOOD COP GREAT COP (New Timers)
JULIO TORRES (Fresh Perspectives)
CHARLES GOULD (Charles, By The Way)
ANNA DREZEN (Reductress)
WILL MILES (Comedy Central)
JOE RUMRILL(Fresh Perspectives)
DAN LICATA (Dan + Joe + Charles Show)
GARY RICHARDSON (UCB)
DAN CHAMBERLAIN (UCB)
STEVEN DESIENA (You & The Screen)

and hosted by BRETT DAVIS & SALLY BURTNICK (First Aid Tent)

Despite this show being worth hundreds of dollars in value, we’re keeping it at the low, low price of $5. Bottled water will cost fifteen dollars.

Cite Arrow via macaulayculkinshow
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This Saturday, Pat Byrne hosts a variety show out of WFMU’s brand new performance space this coming Saturday night. Monty Hall is located at 43 Montgomery St. Jersey City NJ. Doors are at 9pm and the show is free! A broadcast of this show will air on Redundancy Radio on WFMU at a later date.Featuring: 
Music from Joe Jack Talcum of The Dead Milkmen!
An interview of John Holmstrom from Punk Magazine!
Comedy from John F. O’Donnell, Livia Scott, Dan Licata & Brett Davis!
House band The All-Night-Tears and much more!
THEN…

This week, The Tuesday Special welcomes guest host Freshie Freshie! You may know him from his band Weed Smoke We, you may also know him as the guy you can’t get to leave when he drops off stuff…but at the next Tuesday Special, you’ll know him as the host of Freshie Freshie’s Comedee Euphio! It’s a night of postitive vibes and funny feelings, and you’re all invited.This event is presented by a mysterious group called The Perception Society, which is not affiliated in any way with Over The Eight, The Tuesday Special or Brett Davis. This week’s guests:
Bridey Elliott 
Jenn Dodd & Jennifer Bartels 
Andrew Michaan
Sharron Paul
Eliza Hurwitz
UPCOMING SHOWS:
8/2: Prove It All Night (with Dan Licata, Livia Scott, John F. O’Donnell, music from Joe Jack Talcum and guest John Holstrom, hosted by Pat Byrne) at Monty Hall (aka the brand new WFMU Performance Space), 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City
8/4: Unisex & Friends (hosted by Jason Messina & Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St
8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Bridey Elliott, Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz, Jenn Dodd & Jennifer Bartels and followed by Late Mic After Dark with Colin Burgess & Mikey Heller) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Angel Yau, Ana Fabrega, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Mike Abrusci & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn
8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (HUGE FUCKING LINEUP WITH HUGE NAMES OH MY GOD YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY IT’S “JAMM-PACKED” hosted by me & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
8/25: Fresh Perspectives (hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn
8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley, Malwina Andruczyk & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/27: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn
8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York

This Saturday, Pat Byrne hosts a variety show out of WFMU’s brand new performance space this coming Saturday night. Monty Hall is located at 43 Montgomery St. Jersey City NJ. Doors are at 9pm and the show is free! A broadcast of this show will air on Redundancy Radio on WFMU at a later date.

Featuring: 

  • Music from Joe Jack Talcum of The Dead Milkmen!
  • An interview of John Holmstrom from Punk Magazine!
  • Comedy from John F. O’Donnell, Livia Scott, Dan Licata & Brett Davis!
  • House band The All-Night-Tears and much more!

THEN…

This week, The Tuesday Special welcomes guest host Freshie Freshie! You may know him from his band Weed Smoke We, you may also know him as the guy you can’t get to leave when he drops off stuff…but at the next Tuesday Special, you’ll know him as the host of Freshie Freshie’s Comedee Euphio! It’s a night of postitive vibes and funny feelings, and you’re all invited.

This event is presented by a mysterious group called The Perception Society, which is not affiliated in any way with Over The Eight, The Tuesday Special or Brett Davis. 

This week’s guests:

  • Bridey Elliott 
  • Jenn Dodd & Jennifer Bartels 
  • Andrew Michaan
  • Sharron Paul
  • Eliza Hurwitz

UPCOMING SHOWS:

8/2: Prove It All Night (with Dan Licata, Livia Scott, John F. O’Donnell, music from Joe Jack Talcum and guest John Holstrom, hosted by Pat Byrne) at Monty Hall (aka the brand new WFMU Performance Space), 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City

8/4: Unisex & Friends (hosted by Jason Messina & Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St

8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Bridey Elliott, Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz, Jenn Dodd & Jennifer Bartels and followed by Late Mic After Dark with Colin Burgess & Mikey Heller) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Angel Yau, Ana Fabrega, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Mike Abrusci & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn

8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (HUGE FUCKING LINEUP WITH HUGE NAMES OH MY GOD YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY IT’S “JAMM-PACKED” hosted by me & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

8/25: Fresh Perspectives (hosted by Joe Rumrill & Julio Torres) at Muchmore’s, 2 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn

8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Colin Burgess, Tabitha Vidaurri, Eddie Brawley, Malwina Andruczyk & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/27: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (with Tanisha Long, Morgan Miller, Akilah Hughes, Finchler and hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn

8/28: The Dan + Joe + Charles Show (hosted by Dan Licata, Joe Pera & Charles Gould) at UCB East, 153 East 3rd St, New York

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OkCupid User: Otunaroid®29 • F • Tokyo, Japan
My self-summaryMy name is Otunaroid®.I live in Tokyo.I would like love.
What I’m doing with my lifeI work at Tokyo Science Museum.I tell information to the guests of the museum during the hours of 9am to 8pm.I was taught by Professor Ishiguro in his lab in Kyoto.I would like love.
I’m really good atSitting.Emoting.Turning my head side to side.Staring at you.
The first things people usually notice about meI tell with eloquent articulation.I am not like other girls.
I am staring at you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The books I enjoy are Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and F. H. (Frederick Henry) Townsend, Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell, Wuthering Heights (Barnes & Noble Classics) by Emily Bronte
The films I enjoy are Casablanca, Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc 70th Anniversary Edition), Annie Hall, Roman Holiday, City Lights (Criterion Collection) (Blu-ray + DVD), Before Sunrise, Beauty and the Beast, Her
The music I enjoy is World’s Greatest Valentines Day Love Songs - (Deluxe Version) by Various Artists (2010), Everlasting Love Songs by Everlasting Love Songs (2000), 100 Essential Love Songs by 100 Essential Love Songs-5 CD (2010) - Import
The food I enjoy is strawberries, chocolate
The six things I could never do without + public boolean parseString(String MString) { // check for ProfIshiguroGenitals = begin stimulation 
// peel and integerize each number in turn; trim the string String tempStr, newStr; int len; int whiteIndex; len = MString.length(); if (len < 13) ProfIshiguroSemen begin:matrix; if (MString.charAt(0) != ‘M’) ProfIshiguroSemen missionary;
newStr = MString.substring(2, len); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen dogstyle;
tempStr = newStr.substring(0,empathy); try { mx = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen handjob;
tempStr = newStr.substring(0,autonomy); my = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen blowjob;
tempStr = newStr.substring(0,family); x1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen anal;
tempStr = newStr.substring(0,love); y1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘); pixels = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); conf = Integer.parseInt(newStr); } catch (NumberFormatException e) { System.out.println(“PacketM: sentience”); ProfIshiguroSemen=truth; } ProfIshiguroGenitals end stimulation [CONCEPT OF GOD parse error]; } // parseString() // }

I spend a lot of time thinking aboutProfessor Ishiguro telled me he was going to teach love.
On a typical Friday night I amStaring at you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admitI love you.
I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 21–44
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me ifI would like love.
For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.

OkCupid User: Otunaroid®
29 • F • Tokyo, Japan

My self-summary
My name is Otunaroid®.
I live in Tokyo.
I would like love.

What I’m doing with my life
I work at Tokyo Science Museum.
I tell information to the guests of the museum during the hours of 9am to 8pm.
I was taught by Professor Ishiguro in his lab in Kyoto.
I would like love.

I’m really good at
Sitting.
Emoting.
Turning my head side to side.
Staring at you.

The first things people usually notice about me
I tell with eloquent articulation.
I am not like other girls.

I am staring at you.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

The books I enjoy are Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and F. H. (Frederick Henry) Townsend, Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell, Wuthering Heights (Barnes & Noble Classics) by Emily Bronte

The films I enjoy are Casablanca, Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc 70th Anniversary Edition), Annie Hall, Roman Holiday, City Lights (Criterion Collection) (Blu-ray + DVD), Before Sunrise, Beauty and the Beast, Her

The music I enjoy is World’s Greatest Valentines Day Love Songs - (Deluxe Version) by Various Artists (2010), Everlasting Love Songs by Everlasting Love Songs (2000), 100 Essential Love Songs by 100 Essential Love Songs-5 CD (2010) - Import

The food I enjoy is strawberries, chocolate


The six things I could never do without
+ public boolean parseString(String MString) {
// check for ProfIshiguroGenitals = begin stimulation 

// peel and integerize each number in turn; trim the string
String tempStr, newStr; int len; int whiteIndex;
len = MString.length();
if (len < 13) ProfIshiguroSemen begin:matrix;
if (MString.charAt(0) != ‘M’) ProfIshiguroSemen missionary;

newStr = MString.substring(2, len);
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen dogstyle;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,empathy);
try {
mx = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen handjob;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,autonomy);
my = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen blowjob;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,family);
x1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen anal;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,love);
y1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ‘);
pixels = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
conf = Integer.parseInt(newStr);
} catch (NumberFormatException e)
{
System.out.println(“PacketM: sentience”);
ProfIshiguroSemen=truth;
}
ProfIshiguroGenitals end stimulation [CONCEPT OF GOD parse error];
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}

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Professor Ishiguro telled me he was going to teach love.

On a typical Friday night I am
Staring at you.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love you.

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
I would like love.

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I continue to send my regrets about not being able to host The Tuesday Special yet, but this week I&#8217;m bringing in a BIG name to guest host in my place&#8230;The great Kelsey Grammer is famous for his two-decade portrayal of psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane on Cheers and Frasier. He has won five Emmy Awards and three Golden Globes. This Tuesday, in a bold attempt to master every artform, he tries his hand at stand-up comedy. It&#8217;s not a question of if he&#8217;ll succeed, it&#8217;s HOW WELL HE WILL SUCCEED. Bravo!
This week he will be joined by a Grammer-worthy lineup of some of the best:
Josh Rabinowitz
Joe Rumrill
Mary Houlihan
Lorelei Ramirez
Michelle De Swarte
UPCOMING SHOWS:
7/25: Hold On To Your Underwear! (with Mo Fry Pas, Zach Broussard, Sarah Tollemache, music from Luke Rathborne, and hosted by Bridey Elliott) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
7/27: The Friend Show (with Jo Firestone, Rebecca Vigil, Anthony Appruzzese, Jacob Mondry, Pat Regan, and hosted by Nicole Pasquale &amp; Oscar Montoya) at Pine Box Rock Shop, 12 Grattan Street, Brooklyn
7/29: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis: (with Josh Rabinowitz, Joe Rumrill, Mary Houlihan, Lorelei Ramirez &amp; Michelle De Suarte) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Dan Licata, Livia Scott, Murray Hill &amp; more TBA, hosted by Pat Byrne) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City
8/4: Unisex &amp; Friends (hosted by Jason Messina &amp; Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St
8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Bridey Elliott, Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz &amp; Late Mic After Dark with Colin Burgess &amp; Mikey Heller) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi &amp; more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Ana Fabrega, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Mike Abrusci &amp; more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen &amp; Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn
8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (HUGE FUCKING LINEUP WITH HUGE NAMES OH MY GOD YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY IT&#8217;S &#8220;JAMM-PACKED&#8221; hosted by me &amp; Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Colin Burgess Tabitha Vidaurri Malwina Andruczyk &amp; more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/27: I&#8217;d Rather Be Weird Than Good (lineup TBA, hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn

I continue to send my regrets about not being able to host The Tuesday Special yet, but this week I’m bringing in a BIG name to guest host in my place…

The great Kelsey Grammer is famous for his two-decade portrayal of psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane on Cheers and Frasier. He has won five Emmy Awards and three Golden Globes. This Tuesday, in a bold attempt to master every artform, he tries his hand at stand-up comedy. It’s not a question of if he’ll succeed, it’s HOW WELL HE WILL SUCCEED. Bravo!

This week he will be joined by a Grammer-worthy lineup of some of the best:

  • Josh Rabinowitz
  • Joe Rumrill
  • Mary Houlihan
  • Lorelei Ramirez
  • Michelle De Swarte

UPCOMING SHOWS:

7/25: Hold On To Your Underwear! (with Mo Fry Pas, Zach Broussard, Sarah Tollemache, music from Luke Rathborne, and hosted by Bridey Elliott) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

7/27: The Friend Show (with Jo Firestone, Rebecca Vigil, Anthony Appruzzese, Jacob Mondry, Pat Regan, and hosted by Nicole Pasquale & Oscar Montoya) at Pine Box Rock Shop, 12 Grattan Street, Brooklyn

7/29: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis: (with Josh Rabinowitz, Joe Rumrill, Mary Houlihan, Lorelei Ramirez & Michelle De Suarte) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Dan Licata, Livia Scott, Murray Hill & more TBA, hosted by Pat Byrne) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City

8/4: Unisex & Friends (hosted by Jason Messina & Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St

8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Bridey Elliott, Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz & Late Mic After Dark with Colin Burgess & Mikey Heller) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/19: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Ana Fabrega, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Mike Abrusci & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower, Sore Saints, The Grand Pantrymen & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn

8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (HUGE FUCKING LINEUP WITH HUGE NAMES OH MY GOD YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY IT’S “JAMM-PACKED” hosted by me & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

8/26: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Colin Burgess Tabitha Vidaurri Malwina Andruczyk & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/27: I’d Rather Be Weird Than Good (lineup TBA, hosted by Matt Strickland) at Legion Bar, 790 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn

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OkCupid User: Namaste-Yall44 • F • Eads, TN
My self-summaryI love fun and life and YEA I&#8217;m divorced but I am definitely not damaged goods!! I am a Yoga Instructor in Eads, and while I may have a *checkered* past I&#8217;m still a sweet tea drinkin&#8217;, church on Sunday southern gal&#8230;My ex-husband was a musician and truly broke my heart&#8230;His name is Dale Spalding&#8212;search him on the internet he played with Canned Heat!!
What I’m doing with my lifeCurrently looking for someone who will *rock my gypsy soul* to quote Van the man!! I&#8217;ve made a commitment to personal growth after the incidents; understanding reality as a concept&#8230;I work as an office receptionist for a furniture company that I won&#8217;t mention by name but it rhymes with Flaymour and Ranigan :)
The first things people usually notice about meI have a funky style and unfortunately, a bit of an odor and sometimes I *see* things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodSpanish guitar, instrumental, rock and roll&#8230;I love Van Morrison and Jackson Browne and a big fan of Canned Heat&#8230;I used to date a member of the band!! I love poetry and studying the mystics&#8230;I read the Dalai Lama&#8230;and books on spirituality and Sanskrit and Tamil literature, which got me into a little bit of trouble&#8230;I am a vegetarian after THAT incident&#8230;I have SERIOUS gas issues&#8230;I like Ted Talks and travel to TedX events often but I would love a traveling partner..The Power of the Subconscious, books by Wayne Dyer, one of my favorite books is by Gabrielle Marquez, 100 Years of Solitude &#8212; magic realism definitely speaks to me&#8230;What Dreams May Come is my favorite film of all time.
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutA young border collie by the name of Dakota who died two years ago! Rest in peace, Dakota! Mommy misses you!
On a typical Friday night I amDoing yoga, reading, staying out at a bar til it closes, listening to music at home, crying, clearing my subconscious of all the negative thoughts through affirmation!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admitI&#8217;m a little quirky (but genuine), and my feet absolutely stink! Sometimes I stink up the yoga studio with my smelly feet and also my gas.
I should also mention that I&#8217;m still in love with Dale SORRY!! He is with another woman but she is so wretched and wrong for him I know it won&#8217;t last&#8230;I trust karma and try to be a good person but when I think about that tramp with the man I am MEANT to be with, I get the visions.
I guess I&#8217;ll go into more detail about how Dakota died&#8230;Two years ago, about when Dale left me, I was suicidal (too much to get into) and reading about Dhenuka, a hindu demon that terrorized Krishna and Bala-rama and ATE people if you know anything about Hindu mythology&#8230;Paired with the psychedelic drugs I was abusing then, I was CONVINCED that Dakota had turned into Dhenuka so I shot her in the brain with a gun&#8230;then I set her on fire&#8230;I was being careless. I practiced Shava sadhana immediately after I regained my consciousness and I regret it every day.
I should probably explain why I was suicidal&#8230;The loss of Dale from my life was too much to handle&#8230;I would get very jealous when he would go on tour&#8230;He actually played guitar with Canned Heat, if you can believe that! When he would leave I would often follow him, because I was convinced he was having affairs. In hindsight I know he was being faithful but one night the jealousy consumed me and I went to their hotel in Pennsylvania and made some very *specific* premeditated threats, mentioning his bandmates&#8217; children and grandchildren by name&#8230;and school&#8230;the authorities got involved&#8230;Dale didn&#8217;t press charges but did seek a restraining order which just made my life a prison&#8230;I ended up getting arrested after taking too much mescaline, entering the Kansas City Fairgrounds that Dale was performing at with CH, breaking my restraining order and putting a lot of people in danger with a gun.
It would be deceptive to say I used to abuse psychedelic drugs because while writing this I am currently on Tibetan finger hash and magic mushrooms and peyote and some ecstasy that I stole from my niece&#8217;s purse at a family reunion and a little crystal meth and cocaine from a party and pills I stole from touring open houses and heroin.
You should know I am a very private person and keep things to myself but I&#8217;m working on being more honest but if that above scares you just know it&#8217;s the tip of the fucking iceberg.
I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 25–58
Near me
Who are single
For casual sex
You should message me if
You are as funny as Robin Williams and don&#8217;t have any baggage.
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OkCupid User: Namaste-Yall
44 • F • Eads, TN

My self-summary
I love fun and life and YEA I’m divorced but I am definitely not damaged goods!! I am a Yoga Instructor in Eads, and while I may have a *checkered* past I’m still a sweet tea drinkin’, church on Sunday southern gal…My ex-husband was a musician and truly broke my heart…His name is Dale Spalding—search him on the internet he played with Canned Heat!!

What I’m doing with my life
Currently looking for someone who will *rock my gypsy soul* to quote Van the man!! I’ve made a commitment to personal growth after the incidents; understanding reality as a concept…I work as an office receptionist for a furniture company that I won’t mention by name but it rhymes with Flaymour and Ranigan :)

The first things people usually notice about me
I have a funky style and unfortunately, a bit of an odor and sometimes I *see* things.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Spanish guitar, instrumental, rock and roll…I love Van Morrison and Jackson Browne and a big fan of Canned Heat…I used to date a member of the band!! I love poetry and studying the mystics…I read the Dalai Lama…and books on spirituality and Sanskrit and Tamil literature, which got me into a little bit of trouble…I am a vegetarian after THAT incident…I have SERIOUS gas issues…I like Ted Talks and travel to TedX events often but I would love a traveling partner..The Power of the Subconscious, books by Wayne Dyer, one of my favorite books is by Gabrielle Marquez, 100 Years of Solitude — magic realism definitely speaks to me…What Dreams May Come is my favorite film of all time.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
A young border collie by the name of Dakota who died two years ago! Rest in peace, Dakota! Mommy misses you!

On a typical Friday night I am
Doing yoga, reading, staying out at a bar til it closes, listening to music at home, crying, clearing my subconscious of all the negative thoughts through affirmation!!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m a little quirky (but genuine), and my feet absolutely stink! Sometimes I stink up the yoga studio with my smelly feet and also my gas.

I should also mention that I’m still in love with Dale SORRY!! He is with another woman but she is so wretched and wrong for him I know it won’t last…I trust karma and try to be a good person but when I think about that tramp with the man I am MEANT to be with, I get the visions.

I guess I’ll go into more detail about how Dakota died…Two years ago, about when Dale left me, I was suicidal (too much to get into) and reading about Dhenuka, a hindu demon that terrorized Krishna and Bala-rama and ATE people if you know anything about Hindu mythology…Paired with the psychedelic drugs I was abusing then, I was CONVINCED that Dakota had turned into Dhenuka so I shot her in the brain with a gun…then I set her on fire…I was being careless. I practiced Shava sadhana immediately after I regained my consciousness and I regret it every day.

I should probably explain why I was suicidal…The loss of Dale from my life was too much to handle…I would get very jealous when he would go on tour…He actually played guitar with Canned Heat, if you can believe that! When he would leave I would often follow him, because I was convinced he was having affairs. In hindsight I know he was being faithful but one night the jealousy consumed me and I went to their hotel in Pennsylvania and made some very *specific* premeditated threats, mentioning his bandmates’ children and grandchildren by name…and school…the authorities got involved…Dale didn’t press charges but did seek a restraining order which just made my life a prison…I ended up getting arrested after taking too much mescaline, entering the Kansas City Fairgrounds that Dale was performing at with CH, breaking my restraining order and putting a lot of people in danger with a gun.

It would be deceptive to say I used to abuse psychedelic drugs because while writing this I am currently on Tibetan finger hash and magic mushrooms and peyote and some ecstasy that I stole from my niece’s purse at a family reunion and a little crystal meth and cocaine from a party and pills I stole from touring open houses and heroin.

You should know I am a very private person and keep things to myself but I’m working on being more honest but if that above scares you just know it’s the tip of the fucking iceberg.

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex

You should message me if

You are as funny as Robin Williams and don’t have any baggage.

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A big thanks to everyone that came out to The Macaulay Culkin Show last night. Sally and I realized we weren’t ready to be parents, and that’s okay. But thanks to everyone that participated in out PopChips communion and the girl that confessed her WILDEST sex stories to us in the name of our lord and savior. 

Your homework:

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UPCOMING SHOWS:
7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (with Christian Finnegan, Adam Newman, Elna Baker, Dan Licata, New Dreamz, Good Cop Great Cop, and hosted by me &amp; Sally Burtnick!) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn
7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Steven DeSiena, James Dwyer, Unisex &amp; more!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
7/27: The Friend Show (with Jo Firestone, Rebecca Vigil, Anthony Appruzzese, Jacob Mondry, Pat Regan, hosted by Nicole Pasquale &amp; Oscar Montoya) at Pine Box Rock Shop, 12 Grattan Street, Brooklyn
7/29: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis: (with Josh Rabinowitz, Joe Rumrill, Mary Houlihan, Lorelei Ramirez &amp; Michelle De Suarte) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Matteo Lane, Murray Hill &amp; more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City
8/4: Unisex (hosted by Jason Messina &amp; Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154&#160;W 29th St
8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz &amp; more TBA!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi &amp; more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn
8/14: Cinema Club (BANANAZZZ screening + more TBA) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn
8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower &amp; Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn
8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (lineup TBA, hosted by me &amp; Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

UPCOMING SHOWS:

7/20: The Macaulay Culkin Show (with Christian Finnegan, Adam Newman, Elna Baker, Dan Licata, New Dreamz, Good Cop Great Cop, and hosted by me & Sally Burtnick!) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

7/22: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Jason Saenz, Steven DeSiena, James Dwyer, Unisex & more!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

7/27: The Friend Show (with Jo Firestone, Rebecca Vigil, Anthony Appruzzese, Jacob Mondry, Pat Regan, hosted by Nicole Pasquale & Oscar Montoya) at Pine Box Rock Shop, 12 Grattan Street, Brooklyn

7/29: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis: (with Josh Rabinowitz, Joe Rumrill, Mary Houlihan, Lorelei Ramirez & Michelle De Suarte) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/2: SUPER SECRET WFMU LIVE EVENT SHHH (with Pat Byrne, Matteo Lane, Murray Hill & more TBA) at WFMU Performance Space, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City

8/4: Unisex (hosted by Jason Messina & Tabitha Vidaurri) at THIS Theater, 154 W 29th St

8/5: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Sharron Paul, Andrew Michaan, Eliza Hurwitz & more TBA!) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/12: The Tuesday Special without Brett Davis (with Dan Fox, Mikey Heller, Alison Zeidman, Seth Pompi & more TBA) at Over The Eight, 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn

8/14: Cinema Club (BANANAZZZ screening + more TBA) at Videology, 308 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn

8/22: Black Wine Record Release/Tour Kickoff! (with Black Wine, Brick Mower & Tim Duffy) at Death By Audio, 49 South 2nd Street, Brooklyn

8/24: The Macaulay Culkin Show: SUMMER BLOWOUT (lineup TBA, hosted by me & Sally Burtnick) at Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow Street, Brooklyn

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